niagarekoja Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right.. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnNutter Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right.. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken! Nearly spat my tea out with this one! great joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Lucky I hadn't taken a sip of my coffee yet or I'd be sending you the bill for cleaning my monitor and keyboard. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) Lucky I hadn't taken a sip of my coffee yet or I'd be sending you the bill for cleaning my monitor and keyboard. Sadly I HAD taken a swig of my Chang. Anyone know how to get beer stains off a 20" LCD?? One of the better ones Edited April 16, 2009 by Crossy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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