Thai Woman Bites Man's Organ

[phuketkenny]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

Actually, they get more practice and experience going the other way!

I like the Belgian Chocolate, soft center, but biting the gland that feeds you gets my first vote as well.

And as for the rest of you "serious" posters, come on, it's the Land of Smiles, if you can not laugh at this

you probably are in the wrong country or you don't understand Thailand. If you are looking for sensitive

caring attributes to other human beings, what are you doing here? Maybe come back in 20 years....

[banglamungbob]

That's what you get for being a cock.

Why dont you all realise this will probably happen to a lot more unless you wisen up to the whores they sell sex for money to losers who eventually run out of money!!!!

[andyc2006]

Regardless of what you think of the guys behaviour,

I can't believe the knobs (no pun intended) that condone

what she's done. Get real!

If she doesn't like it, she can vote with her feet.

100% agree.

People seem to think that infidelity by a man justifies violence by his wife/girlfriend, but if you describe the reverse situation (eg., Thai man beating his wife silly when he finds her cheating, or to be more analogous, a man cutting off a woman's breasts for cheating), they realize how idiotic they sound with their "sum num na" or "serves him right" statements.

If you don't like your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend screwing other people, you have the right to leave the relationship. Nothing more.

Self-defense justifies violence. Making yourself feel better doesn't.

Perhaps one of the saddest examples of this attitude was in the "Ask Mrs. Stick" column about 6 months back, in which she basically defended the action as a scorned Thai woman's right. Yeah "Stick," your wife is refined and educated.

Edited May 14, 2009 by ajc1970

[bkkjames]

Interesting to see that this topic has "outperformed" all others in the newsclipping section today.

Why is that? What does it say about us?

Maybe its true "better to have one cock (bird) in the mouth, than two in the hand"

[andyc2006]

Funny as crap!!

They'll be back together in a week or so and the cops should stay out of it.

Remember "Bebbet" in Virginia Beach 20-30 years ago (USA)

They deserve each other

The doctors' saved it. Any indication if it still works?

He starred in a porn flick a couple years after...

[Africanteacher]

He's got a lot of explaining to do when he shows up at the 'other lovers' sporting a woven penis.

[ThaiFelix]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

Yes I remember it well, but I think a helium balloon, they had the Thai scouts and police cadets? looking for it for ages coz initially she wouldnt disclose how she disposed of it. She did all this to make sure it never ever met its master? again. Think they decided eventually it was premeditated lol

Edited May 14, 2009 by ThaiFelix

[andyc2006]

Interesting to see that this topic has "outperformed" all others in the newsclipping section today.

Why is that? What does it say about us?

I don't know what it says about you, but what it says about me is this:

I received exactly 1 email from Thai Visa today, and it was a link to this topic.

[spongeman]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

They actually did a piece on goolie reattachment in the Bangkok Post before, and included that story. Apparently Thai doctors lead the field in this particular procedure..........

[sassienie]

He should have bitten off her nipple for revenge.

TIT for TAT.

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

With creative doctors they could have used pinking shears and given him a french tickler built in.

[VSteve]

So don't continue to argue while your member is in her mouth...

Hahahaaa!

[VSteve]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

They actually did a piece on goolie reattachment in the Bangkok Post before, and included that story. Apparently Thai doctors lead the field in this particular procedure..........

Not surprising! Could have been a cheap way to go for a sex change for this guy

[Ferniz]

i vote for : he totally deserved it!!!

[PastEgo]

reminds me of a friend who was part of the british airways cricket team

they where playing in Oz and had a 3 night stopover in BKK on the way back

went for a drink in a bar and took a the girl back to his hotel

next night he went in to meet the girl from the night before

she was not there and stupidly chatted up another girl and bought her a drink

girl from the night before came in after being told on the phone what was happening

took a deep drag of her cigarette put it out on the back of his hand

he still has the burn mark poor guy

[imaneggspurt]

Well blow me ! or rather please dont

[imaneggspurt]

i see no mention of which organ was bitten.

Mouth organ i believe

[davethailand]

i vote for : he totally deserved it!!!

And how is that?

[tranquillize]

Is this an example of

Biting the gland that feeds you??

lol, well put.

[DonGato]

Thai woman bites Belgian tourist's organ

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him

How did she argued with her mouth full?...

Poor little fellow... (literally)

[lizardofoz]

the wonders of pattaya

wonder if she enhoyed her german sausage

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

very bad move

Something else to think about………..

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

It gets worse........next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

This guy is a year early!!! Ouch!!

[snuggzzz]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

Set the scene................... in pre-op room, Surgeon to Belgian Man....' Did you want to become woman....??''

Belgium.........................In great pain member swollen up hanging by thread of skin.

'No,No, Not at all....!!!

Surgeon........................With Tears in his eyes.

'This will be a very expensive operation I'm afraid'

Belgium....................... With even bigger Tears in his eyes.

'I'll pay anything whatever it costs......!!!'

[Sisaketmike]

Thai woman bites Belgian tourist's organ

PATTAYA: A Belgian tourist was severely injured early Thursday when his Thai lady bit his male organ and almost severed it, police said.

The tourist, Eddy Iam De Velde, 56, was rushed to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital and doctors managed to save the man's organ.

The hospital reported the event to police at 5:30 am.

The man told police from his hospital bed that his girlfriend, who he has been living with for about a month, injured him.

She said the woman became angry after learning that he had another Thai lover.

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

Police will arrest the woman whom has yet to be identified.

-- The Nation 2009-05-14

I just came back from the bathroom and read this article. Wow. Mine is still good as it was before, sorry na khrap. (Please rememeber Jimi's song: Hey Joe, I 've heard that you shot your woman down to the groundI think this guy is a hero and we should create another holiday, because of that superp event. Let's make the 14th of May to a 'I like Somthammm' holiday. May god, or anybody else help you. I'll buy you a LAO kHAO SIEZIP, NA KHRAP.

[DMasut]

Thai woman bites Belgian tourist's organ

PATTAYA: A Belgian tourist was severely injured early Thursday when his Thai lady bit his male organ and almost severed it, police said.

The tourist, Eddy Iam De Velde, 56, was rushed to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital and doctors managed to save the man's organ.

The hospital reported the event to police at 5:30 am.

The man told police from his hospital bed that his girlfriend, who he has been living with for about a month, injured him.

She said the woman became angry after learning that he had another Thai lover.

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

Police will arrest the woman whom has yet to be identified.

-- The Nation 2009-05-14

I know her!!! She is about 20 years younger than her boyfriend... she's about 5' 6" 166cm, long brown hair, brown eyes, has innocent face (except for the bit of blood at the corner of her mouth). Police might find her at bar she used to work at where boyfriend met her. YEAH..THATS IT!!

By the way...while it seems you'll be in the hospital for a while longer...would it be OK if I asked her out? I mean it's not like you'll be able to do anything if you could spend time with her.

....some stories just beg to have a life of their own!

[Sisaketmike]

He's got a lot of explaining to do when he shows up at the 'other lovers' sporting a woven penis.

L;'KOLLKJK;[POUKKJH;LKJHL;';LKJHLGFPKIY,YTR

EVRYDING AIRIE MAAN?

[DMasut]

i vote for : he totally deserved it!!!

Let me guess Ferniz...you are a Western Woman?

[geriatrickid]

The penis is not an organ. The liver is an organ. The pancreas is an organ, etc.

Nitpicking, I know, but the news articles should at least state "penis". It's not like it is a dirty part of the anatomy.

[DMasut]

He's got a lot of explaining to do when he shows up at the 'other lovers' sporting a woven penis.

L;'KOLLKJK;[POUKKJH;LKJHL;';LKJHLGFPKIY,YTR

EVRYDING AIRIE MAAN?

NO!!! WAIT UNTIL HIS WIFE FINDS OUT!!!

MAN IS HE IN BIG TROUBLE THEN!!! BELGIAN WOMEN ARE NO JOKE!!!

But without a rudder to steer his boat with...she'll be able to keep better track of him!!

This is one of those times when flowers are just not enough!

But then again...we are in Thailand... they can make it BIGGER!! BETTER!! HARDER THAN BEFORE EVEN WITHOUT VIAGRA!!!

and all for about 20% of what he would pay a surgeon at home.

Maybe it will be the next Big TV series...

"The Six Million Baht Dick"... Mr. Bobbit already did Frankendick.

[DMasut]

The penis is not an organ. The liver is an organ. The pancreas is an organ, etc.

Nitpicking, I know, but the news articles should at least state "penis". It's not like it is a dirty part of the anatomy.

I guess it's all about how you play the instrument...one girl's organ is another girl's ...LUNCH!!!

GOD HELP ME PLEASE!!!

[DMasut]

the wonders of pattaya

wonder if she enhoyed her german sausage

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

very bad move

Something else to think about………..

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

It gets worse........next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

This guy is a year early!!! Ouch!!

[/size]

That's TOO FUNNY!!! But you are right!!

I guess his cock-a-doodle don't anymore!