Thai Woman Bites Man's Organ

[khundon]

That's what you get for being a cock.

GOOD LUCK HE STILL HAS HIS PLUMS

She was saving those for desert.

[Castor83]

There's definately a "doctors fear the Wurst!" joke in here somewhere...

but seriously is anyone else reading this whole thing with their legs crossed??

I feel bad for the guy, but whilst im gonna no way say he deserves it or she was right to do it, surely you gotta be careful when you mess around with women. My girl is lovely, but im sure if she ever caught me cheating, well, lets just say something bad would happen... I think thats the pice you pay for having a woman who will treat you so well. You abuse it, you lose it, so to speak...

[spongeman]

There's definately a "doctors fear the Wurst!" joke in here somewhere...

but seriously is anyone else reading this whole thing with their legs crossed??

I feel bad for the guy, but whilst im gonna no way say he deserves it or she was right to do it, surely you gotta be careful when you mess around with women. My girl is lovely, but im sure if she ever caught me cheating, well, lets just say something bad would happen... I think thats the pice you pay for having a woman who will treat you so well. You abuse it, you lose it, so to speak...

I have my legs crossed.....now wheres that chastity belt??????????

[sunsetlover]

An unfortunate story for the Belgian man and the woman too, if she is caught and sent to prison. If The Nation's story is accurate, it highlights the stupid behaviour of some sex tourists in the Kingdom. They get confused about what whether they are looking for a girlfriend or a liaison with a prostitute. If they spend several weeks or more with a prostitute, she starts feeling she has a stable source of income and is obviously going to react angrily when her income is suddenly threatened or terminated, like any other employee. The sex tourists, instead of making it clear that there are looking for a series of non-exclusive short term contracts with bar girls that they are free to terminate at any moment and being prepared to pay the going rate for that, try to take advantage of the women and low ball the fees on the grounds that it is more than a commercial arrangement and may lead to long term security for the woman and her family.

Very well said!

And just to add to that, half of the unfortunate events happening to foreigners in Thailand would NOT happen if the foreigners behaved in Thailand like they behave in their OWN countries (ie. would you go to a place in England trying to have 10-15 girls on the side PLUS your girlfriend? would you throw money at a taxi driver - luck of tuk-tuks - in the US?)

[erobando]

"his Thai lady"... "male organ".

lol priceless!

[spongeman]

"his Thai lady"... "male organ".

lol priceless!

Hope she did'nt swallow.

[sezze]

I think this is called SM, some people like the pain

a : if you know SM , then you will know that this has nothing do to with it . Yes , SM CAN involve biting but is never used to mutilate . Pain is a feeling which can be quite uplifting , but rule nr1 is ... both person's ( or more ) agree on it and have a stopword . This is clearly not the case here .

b: no matter where the person comes from or what he have done , this is wrong . Yes, maybe he did stupid act's etc etc but if she was not in a life threatening situation ,there is no way to justifie a violant action in such a degree .

[TerryTibbs]

He needs to be more concerned about the BIB keep stopping him for not wearing a helmet.

[katana]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

I came across this old BKK Post story, which involves a balloon.

The knife that changed a life (Bangkok Post June 15, 1997 , Perspective Section)

SLICE OF LUCK: A former playboy had to lose his vital organ to realise how fortunate he is to be alive.

CHITRAPORN VANASPONG Chaiyaphum:

Entering monkhood in his hometown for a month, Prayoon Eklang, 47, can talk about his nightmare calmly and even with a smile.

He hit the vernacular headlines on March 18 when his wife cut off his penis and reportedly sent it aloft with a helium balloon.

"I have heard about this thing happening, but I never thought it would happen to me," Prayoon said, adjusting his saffron robe.

Prayoon admitted that his job as a tuktuk driver gave him many opportunities to meet girls, many of whom became girl friends. "But most were just flings," he said. He has been married to Noi for eight years.

"We fought all the time. She is very jealous."

"She tended to be violent too," Prayoon said. One time they fought because he was angry at her drinking. She grabbed a cleaver and sliced at his adam's apple and fortunately missed. But Prayoon has a long scar on his chin.

Despite the scar, Noi's son in Nakhon Ratchasima disagrees. "She is not like that. She is very gentle. But she did that because she couldn't stand his behavior anymore," he said.

hel_l HAVE NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SPURNED In the morning of March 15, a tuktuk driver, one of Prayoon's colleagues, left a message for him through his wife, who had a pineapple stall in the market, that a woman called Tim "missed him and wanted him to go and see her."

Noi got angry.

"Tim was my minor wife," Prayoon admitted. "I rented a house for her, and supported her financially. Noi didn't know about that. I had a convenient timetable: At 5 a.m. I would bring Noi to the market. At seven, I would pick up Tim to bring her to the factory. I think it is fine for a man to have a minor wife as long as he can support both."

But for Noi, it was not fine at all. She abandoned her stall, dissappeared, and returned home at about eight in the evening, loud and drunken.

"I should have sensed it then," Prayoon mused. "She said something like ... today is a big day to get it done."

A neighbour agreed. "I knew this was going to happen one day. Noi complained to me a lot about her philandering husband. She said she couldn't take it anymore. We all know Prayoon was a playboy."

That night, she gave him a piece of her mind. She prepared him dinner and urged him to take two pills.

"She said the pills were for my allergy," the monk recalled.

"Before I went to bed, she told me to remove my shorts and underpants and a sarong. She also told me to sleep on the cement floor instead of on the mattress, because it was cooler."

"Now I have no doubt she planned it all. The sarong made it easy for her to practice her surgery, and she made me sleep on the cement floor because she didn't want bloodstains on the mattress."

Prayoon believed the two pills were actually sleeping pills.

"I felt an intense pain below my waist. I woke to find blood gushing. I saw my wife rise and run away. I tried to follow her but because so much blood came out, I did not have the strength.

"I went to my tuk-tuk and drove to Maharaj hospital. The doctor told me that they had to find my penis so they could re-attach it.

"I waited in the hospital and all the while my heart was pounding like a drum. I prayed to every god and goddess to help the police find it."

By noon the next day, the doctor said, "Mr Prayoon, its hopeless now."

When he heard that, Prayoon felt the world had ended. "I felt like I was going to faint again," he recalled."It was the most incredible loss of my life."

Their son, however, does not believe that she would have the time to tie the penis to a balloon. He believes she threw it behind their house.

The morning after the incident, neighbours say they saw Noi crying as she walked among the high grass behind their house, searching for something.

"A lot of rats live there," Prayoon said. "How could anyone find it?"

LIFE AFTER THE CHOP

After his wound healed, he returned to driving his tuktuk, but things were not the same.

"My friend said it was good for me not to have a banana so I don't have to be bothered with women. But what is my life for? I cannot have a wife, I cannot have children.

"I began to drink every day. I even tried to kill myself once."

"Finally, I went back to my hometown to find a peaceful life. My relatives supported my idea about entering the monkhood. It does help me, the way Buddha taught us to abandon all lust and desire."

After Noi chopped off his penis with the knife that she used every day to peel pineapples, he has not seen her again.

"I was very angry at her at first. I thought I would kill her. But I don't feel like that anymore.

"At first I felt that because she made me lose face, I would make her lose face too. But now I think that even if she died, I would never get my penis back. It's not like she stole some money I can hope to get back."

Far from thoughts of revenge, the former playboy now entertains thoughts of thanks after entering the monkhood.

"I think that it was very kind of her not to have cut off my head. I am so lucky I am still alive."

He has problems with urinating, but Phra Prayoon seems to have the calm acceptance of whatever bad luck he has experienced.

"It is my own karma. I think it is also my own fault that I had to have other women," he said.

Edited May 14, 2009 by katana

[DaraRai]

lol. They'll probably be able to reattach it, but he'll probably think twice before cheating on a lover in the future...

[cognos]

Is this an example of

Biting the gland that feeds you??

Hilarious! I like it.

Many men cannot handle monogamy..they think its some type of hardwood.

[3zie]

'Do you swallow' gets a whole new meaning now

[connel707]

Funny as crap!!

They'll be back together in a week or so and the cops should stay out of it.

Remember "Bebbet" in Virginia Beach 20-30 years ago (USA)

They deserve each other

The doctors' saved it. Any indication if it still works?

its the problem when dating an epileptic girl....

[MaiThaiMai]

Another dirty old farang who had to resort to going to Pattaya for a bit. Typical male who goes there for the young stuff probably 40 yrs his junior. He deserves all he got.

Well though out remarks, I see you are from Chiang Mai so presumably you would be safe from a "Woman" biting your tackle off as you prefer to hide your organ up a friends butt?

rofl ... Nobody (between consenting adults anyway) deserves to be the recepient of an attempted (planned) sexual cannabilism...now rape and/or child molestation is another story; right into a human-sized pot of boiling oil, organs and all there, along with the usual throat-peeling Thai spices of course...

MaiThaiMai

[bniff]

So don't continue to argue while your member is in her mouth...

duh, and maybe not while she is cooking in kitchen with knife, hmmm, maybe while she is not driving your car, hmmm, maybe while she is not writing checks for bills, hmmm, maybe after she is looking at credit card.........but to have a member...uh.......

[bottleymike]

Is this an example of

Biting the gland that feeds you??

Very funny, 5555555

[akm]

i see no mention of which organ was bitten.

It was probably his appendix.........

Edited May 15, 2009 by akm

[uberman]

Just another case of "TIT"

(This is Thailand)

You really don't know how people get themselves into such things until it bites them on the face (in this case "down under")

[qgee]

I don't know who is crazier. The bloke, the girl, the Thaivisa admin who thought this was exciting enough to send an email or the coppers who seem set waste their time with these oddballs. Or me, first for clicking the link and then for posting in the thread.

Probably the guy. After all, he's Belgian.

You can say that again.

[Kungnoi]

She was so kind to called to his friend brought him to hospital. If i were her, i won't

[Will27]

Another dirty old farang who had to resort to going to Pattaya for a bit. Typical male who goes there for the young stuff probably 40 yrs his junior. He deserves all he got.

That's just stupid.

Pull your head in mate!

Will

[thaigold]

The Belgian was lucky he wasn’t living in America. That’s the country where the spouse puts the chop to her own husband for having sexual intercourse with herself.

[bkkjames]

Interesting to see that this topic has "outperformed" all others in the newsclipping section today.

Why is that? What does it say about us?

I don't know what it says about you, but what it says about me is this:

I received exactly 1 email from Thai Visa today, and it was a link to this topic.

Don't every say that George isn't on top of what subject would be of interest to TV members.

[NuttyProfessor55]

the wonders of pattaya

wonder if she enhoyed her german sausage

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

very bad move

3 Things... 1) Was he very drunk? 2) Was he stupid? 3) Were they having a fight while he was getting headd or did she totally surprise him. These are the questions that needs to be answered. -- If at all!!!

Edited May 15, 2009 by NuttyProfessor55

[arthurwait]

I am confused

How could she argue when she had his organ inside her mouth?

Why were they having sex after she learned about other lover?

Did the arguement start before doing it or during?

The woman is yet to be identified?-he stayed with her for a month, so he does not know the name?

He called friends for help? Not sure about him, but if my "organ" was bitten off, i do not think i will be able to reach for the phone and make the call.

Where was she after she bite?

I think the truth behind this story is-he picked up a girl from coconut bar at 5AM, possibly half way through doing it, either disagreed over the price or he pushed it down to deep and hospital time for now and out of action for long long long time.

Probably. He picked her up, as she went down on him kneeling down she pulled her knickers down and out popped the truth. He caught a glimpse of the little fella dangling and screamed "fuc_king hel_l you've got a knob!" "So you only like people without knobs " she/he replied. "Well I can make your wish come true"

[arthurwait]

He needs to be more concerned about the BIB keep stopping him for not wearing a helmet.

PMSL

[buddy]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

Yes I do remember this also, it happened a couple of times, once (first time) in Chiangmai, later again (other woman) in Pattaya.

Both ladies were send to prison for over 6 years, both males never heard of again.

No matter how much we can joke about this I was thinking that maybe "the males" were never heard of again because they probably committed suicide?

Imagine it happened to you, No sex EVER again, and still attracted to females but cannot follow up and now inside feeling you are not a "Man", the life you had before has ended, the physcological damage must be immense.

Anybody on the forum knowledgable as to what happens to a man this happened to from a mental perspective?

[Happy Jack]

Personally I always thought it a dodgy proposition to stick one's wanger in anything that has teeth.

[sabaijai]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

Yes I do remember this also, it happened a couple of times, once (first time) in Chiangmai, later again (other woman) in Pattaya.

Both ladies were send to prison for over 6 years, both males never heard of again.

Helium balloon ...

[webfact]

source: thaimed.us

Men in Thailand or have a Thai wife and insist on being unfaithful, should follow the following tip from a Thai surgeon:

“If you have a mistress they (wives) will get mad and cut it any time, so make her very happy, always carry a thermos

to put it in and keep the name of a good doctor close by,” said Doctor Muangsombot".