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I remember Chinese NY, last year.

At 6pm, a friend gave me a cherry bomb which I threw over the road onto some waste ground. Didn't half make a bang!! A couple of seconds later, a plainclothes policeman walked into the bar and gave me a soung ticking off. "You can't set off fireworks after 2pm".

The next night, my friend had a serious pyrotechnic display from the balcony of his bar. Again it was around 6pm. Again, the local constabulary were not amused.

Can I set fireworks off tonight?

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... and they sure do wake the spirits up!...

Not only the spirits... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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... and they sure do wake the spirits up!...

Not only the spirits... :D

Yeah, I had an abrubt awakening this morning, thought someone was out there with an Ak47 :D untill I swam up to full consiousness and realised it was Chinese New year! :D

Well Happy Year of the Cock all!

(Whoops! little Freudian slip there!)

:o

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