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fasteddie Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Remember Nick Leeson? at the time we thought he was a one off................turns out he was a prophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'' I´ll get my coat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Are you what you eat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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riceyummm Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 R.I.P. Leprechaun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 This you have to watch all through!Enjoy - it got me!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBFLsIOah-E 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 This you have to watch all through! Enjoy - it got me!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBFLsIOah-E And me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 What was he saying about cricket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokpoppys Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 What was he saying about cricket? Was that about cricket was it...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 What was he saying about cricket? Was that about cricket was it...? I have no idea as I got distracted during the last bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Would you like a blow job? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Merry Christmas lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laislica Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 "Heard a story the other day about a chap who picked a girl up in a bar in London. She spent the whole evening being sulky, not speaking to him and spending all his money. When they got back to his room she laughed at his dick and refused to have sex with him. Just goes to show that blokes who say you can’t get a girlfriend experience in Pattaya any more don’t know what the bloody hell they’re talking about." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 (edited) Social smoker?What about social farting? http://www.upworthy.com/cannot-stop-laughing-never-have-i-seen-such-a-clever-parody-of-social-smoking-2?g=2&c=ufb1 Edited December 21, 2013 by laislica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sunshine51 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Merry Christmas All!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ozybear Posted December 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2013 How does a farmer get 1000 fat cows into his shed? He puts up a 'BINGO OPEN' sign 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post laislica Posted December 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2013 A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.The husband said, 'Who was that?'The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Santa, please give me a unicorn for Christmas.santa:... Please ask for something realistic!Okay, please give me a loyal and honest women I can marry.Santa: What color unicorn did you want? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post laislica Posted December 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2013 An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?""In fact, I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.""This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you. " After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor than asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time.... "Do you know why?""Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Peter woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him."Mary" he moaned "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse" she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete fool of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face"."He's an ar$ehole" Peter said. "I could piss on him". "You did" came the reply. "And he fired you!""Well, <deleted> him" said Peter. "I did" said Mary. "That's why you're back at work on Monday". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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