Worst Joke Ever

[laislica]

Please can anyone tell me if it is possible, when navigating a subject (such as "worst joke ever") with many pages, to go to a specific page instead of trawling through from beginning to end, or vice verse.

Thank you.

Ha Ha

Did you mean to ask how to do that?

If so:

Click on Page xxx-xxx and enter the page you want to go to

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PILOT OVER INTERCOM:

Alright folks, by a show of hands,

who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?

Edited February 18, 2016 by laislica

[laislica]

My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God

who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already.

[laislica]

When parents say to kids "go to your room & think about what you've done"

it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult

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[riceyummm]

My response to a comment on a fb post about the great SF Giant outfielder Willy Mays.

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[davidhen]

Please can anyone tell me if it is possible, when navigating a subject (such as "worst joke ever") with many pages, to go to a specific page instead of trawling through from beginning to end, or vice verse.

Thank you.

Ha Ha

Did you mean to ask how to do that?

If so:

Click on Page xxx-xxx and enter the page you want to go to

He he

Thank you, Laislica.

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[laislica]

A rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie

when he's eaten it he asks for a ham toastie

when he's eaten that he asks for a tuna toastie,

then all of a sudden he drops dead.

He died from mixingmetoasties

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[Wilsonandson]

Funny US presidential nominee's memes

[Ron19]

Please can anyone tell me if it is possible, when navigating a subject (such as "worst joke ever") with many pages, to go to a specific page instead of trawling through from beginning to end, or vice verse.

Thank you.

This section is shown near the top left hand corner of the page.

Left click on where in this case says " Page 161 of 161 "

You will get a drop down box like this

Key in the number you wish to go to,click on go and Bobs your uncle.

Edited February 23, 2016 by Ron19

[Ron19]

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don’t know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our flight.”

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: “If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”

[Ron19]

*A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway , he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian ."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into

Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian ! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he

Left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in

Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused

You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said.

I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

[joboss]

*A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway , he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian ."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into

Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian ! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he

Left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in

Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused

You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said.

I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

Gotta be the favourite for 2016 winner of "worst joke ever".

I am going to enjoy telling this.

[ozsamurai]

Boom there it is, on the floor... a lot of work to get that glove off the floor now for 2016, but the year is still young....

Oz

[ozsamurai]

Since my son is now grade 1

What do clouds wear under their shorts.

Thunderpants

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Some from me

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro

I sold my vacuum the other day... all it was doing was collecting dust!

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I don't know but their flag is a huge plus!

Oz

[Rob13]

Why couldn't they find the composer?

He was Haydn.

[Bantex]

[laislica]

[Rob13]

^ouch

[laislica]

Down with USA.JPG

Come on - let's not lower the tone!

This is the Worst Joke Ever

not the crappiest!