Yeah

Mujibar was trying to get a job working for Microsoft in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the exams, except one. Unless you pass this test you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mujibar said,

'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

Really fed up with all these new years sales.

Went to Selfridges and they don't sell fridges.

Went to Currys and they don't sell curries.

Went to Boots and they don't sell boots.

I wasn't very impressed with the Virgin Megastore either.

I had a terrible blind date with this woman yesterday...

she turned out to be an arsonist.

Last time I use match.com

For sale, one midwife -
can deliver!!.

I love jokes about eggs..you can't beat them.

Two birds perched on the same branch .
One turned to the other and said : "have you bred any good rooks lately"?

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics.

They tested positive for WD40.

My mate Started his new job as a bus driver today but it didn't go too well .

This stunning blonde with huge firm tits got on and she said "are you going to Oldham?"

she didn't have to ask him twice !

Well he's back at the job centre tomorrow!!

I wanted to learn some pagan rituals,

so I bought a druid yourself book.

Will glass coffins will become a success or not?
Remains to be seen.

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Dudley, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

If you hit someone with a dictionary, is it physical or verbal abuse?

Go to Youtube and search for

Revolting: The Real Housewives of ISIS

It's a comedy show be the UK's BBC.