Worst Joke Ever

riceyummm · June 21, 2017

I've just tried direct copy & paste and it worked this time. Just closed the "X" against "not formatted"!

I have tried to copy and paste before with no joy but this time it worked. Saves time if I don't need to edit!

That worked, I hope it keeps on working.

I've had the weird size problem occasionally, try again, it may have been a one off.

riceyummm · June 21, 2017

2 hours ago, Rob13 said:

Just copy the image and paste it directly in the post. Working OK here.

That worked fine for me until the recent upgrade. I think I got it now thanks to scottiejohn.

riceyummm · June 21, 2017

I have a couple weeks of posts in another joke forum, prepare for a minor nahm tooum.

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She has to deliver that after the ceremony.

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A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.

riceyummm · June 21, 2017

One day a redneck wife walked into the local bank to withdraw money. Her five boys, and five girls followed her.

The bank attendant looked at the children. She pointed at the oldest son and asked, "What's his name?"

"Leroy." The wife replied.

The attendant then asked about the second oldest son, "What's his name?"

"Leroy." The wife repeated.

The attendant pointed at the oldest daughter and asked, "What's her name?"

"Leroy." The wife said again.

The attendant raised a brow and asked about the second oldest daughter.

"Leroy." The wife said.

"Are all of your children named Leroy?" The attendant asked.

"Yeah." The redneck wife replied casually.

"Why would you name them all Leroy?" The attendant was confused.

"Well," the wife started, "then when I say, 'Leroy! Get dressed!' they all get dressed. If I say, 'Leroy! Go to bed!' they all go to bed."

The attendant finally asked, "Well how would you talk to them seprerately?"

The wife said, "I call them by their last name."

riceyummm · June 21, 2017

This married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I had an
affair with a woman...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean,
almost?" The man says, "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again.
Now say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves the
confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was
watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that you didn't put
any money in the poor box!" The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in.