MeetJohnDoe Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 (edited) And now on to the serious side of the news comes this story of a truly death defying act by a brave (or fool hardy some would say) resident of the beach-side resort of Pattaya. Apparently, a Mr. Meet John Doe, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our intrepid reporter that having no fear of life or limb, had the audacity tonite to visit the Starbucks, on the ground floor no less, of the Central Beach Mall. Yes folks, that same mall that has been reported to on the brink of collapse in some quarters. This brave Pattayan is reported to have commented to others trembling in fear of an immanent collapse outside the mall that there was not even any listing apparent to "our" tower, unlike that one in Pisa, which has still managed to stay standing for over 500 years despite is pronounced list to one side, so all must be safe. This Mr. Doe even had the fortitude of mind to spend an hour in the Starbucks enjoying his beverage and then, in defiance of all reason, was seen to exit the Starbucks and enter the mall and walk on through to exit on the 2nd Road side. Edited June 8, 2009 by MeetJohnDoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Thats an earth shattering report it seems this challenge is not for the feint hearted . I have been informed this building has more cracks in it than all the bars in pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 That's nothing. I actually just got back from having a large meal at the mall on a HIGH FLOOR, and after finishing, I STOMPED MY FEET, hard. Death defying, what an adrenalin rush, who needs to climb the Himalayas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spalpeen Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 A truly stirring tale of death defying coffee consumption and an inspiration to us all ! This kind of intestinal fortitude carried our boys across the beaches on D-Day and up the slopes of Iwo Jima to plant the flag. Splendid show ! And in the unlikely event that our tower goes on the Pisa might I suggest that we shorten two legs on each table to keep the coffee from spilling and carry on as before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognos Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 The smell is nice ( like bacon) but to actually drink it? Have you ever kissed a woman who has coffee AND cigarette breath? Good god man, a shiite sandwich may be more appealing..okay give me the dammm coffee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 foolish risk takers. someday we will all pull a google cache of this thread and laugh at the irony of your brazen ways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaimai Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Apparently, a Mr. Meet John Doe, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our intrepid reporter that having no fear of life or limb, had the audacity tonite to visit the Starbucks, on the ground floor no less, of the Central Beach Mall. Yes folks, that same mall that has been reported to on the brink of collapse in some quarters. Only an American could be so foolhardy to ignore Consular advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognos Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 coffee coffee everywhere and not a drop to drink thank god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methuselah Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 For a few days I had been aware of rumours that it might actually be safe to enter Central Pattaya.As the accuracy of these rumours has now been confirmed I can save some baht by cancelling my mother in law's daily shopping expedition. Can now save up for that motor bicycle she keeps asking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 (edited) Apparently, a Mr. Meet John Doe, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our intrepid reporter that having no fear of life or limb, had the audacity tonite to visit the Starbucks, on the ground floor no less, of the Central Beach Mall. Yes folks, that same mall that has been reported to on the brink of collapse in some quarters. Only an American could be so foolhardy to ignore Consular advice As a Murcan, I can't think of a better way to go, doing what I love, my passion, what gives meaning to my life, than shopping and eating at a huge SHOPPING MALL! Freedom isn't free. These colors don't run (away from a crumbling mall)! Besides, there is still a SALE on for body butter at Boots. Edited June 8, 2009 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevoo Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 i see the spirit of d day is still alive, damned decent show old chap, with such an act of bravery and courage exspect a call from spielberg. de niro probaly a shoe in for the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 As a Murcan, I can't think of a better way to go, doing what I love, my passion, what gives meaning to my life, than shopping and eating at a huge SHOPPING MALL! Freedom isn't free. These colors don't run (away from a crumbling mall)! Besides, there is still a SALE on for body butter at Boots. i see a complete disregard for everything that freedom stands for with the lack of implementing the twin towers into that photo. i guess you just hate america. pinko commie like you make me happy i live in Thailand. errr, or somehting like that. GO US! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 the lack of implementing the twin towers into that photo Oh no. The twin towers are covered here. The Central Mall and View Talay ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbler Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 One of my favorites: Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 One of my favorites:Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget! That is all well and good, but you are now on the NO FLY LIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Make sure that you ask for a large cup of Starbucks coffee. That way you can use the cup as a crash helmet when the mall roof caves in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR Texas Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Thats an earth shattering report it seems this challenge is not for the feint hearted . I have been informed this building has more cracks in it than all the bars in pattaya. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaimate Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I do realize that some of you go to eat on the top floor ,all i can say is that your not as brave as the wife and me ,who eat in the ground floor food court .when it collapses all you pansies will just ride down safely wheras the likes of me and my wife are taking the risk of having you and 4 floors crushing us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolypie Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Make sure that you ask for a large cup of Starbucks coffee. That way you can use the cup as a crash helmet when the mall roof caves in. laughed my nads off Quality!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orac Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 (edited) A truelly death-defying tale that will be handed down through the generations. If only my own life were not so dull and boring. Edited June 9, 2009 by Orac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsfangr Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 And now on to the serious side of the news comes this story of a truly death defying act by a brave (or fool hardy some would say) resident of the beach-side resort of Pattaya. Apparently, a Mr. Meet John Doe, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our intrepid reporter that having no fear of life or limb, had the audacity tonite to visit the Starbucks, on the ground floor no less, of the Central Beach Mall. Yes folks, that same mall that has been reported to on the brink of collapse in some quarters.This brave Pattayan is reported to have commented to others trembling in fear of an immanent collapse outside the mall that there was not even any listing apparent to "our" tower, unlike that one in Pisa, which has still managed to stay standing for over 500 years despite is pronounced list to one side, so all must be safe. This Mr. Doe even had the fortitude of mind to spend an hour in the Starbucks enjoying his beverage and then, in defiance of all reason, was seen to exit the Starbucks and enter the mall and walk on through to exit on the 2nd Road side. I have petitioned the Mayor of Pattaya to make a public plea to Mr "MeetJohnDoe" for him to reveal his true identity; for the purpose of accepting the "Brave Pattayan Award" - the highest award that can be given to a expatriate living in our fair city! The Mayor stated: "If there were more people who were willing to place themselves at risk to prove the safety and pleasant environment of our city; Pattaya would soon become the jewel of Southeast Asia for both expatriates and tourists, as we know it should be. We thank Mr 'MeetJohnDoe', and hope to one day have the opportunity to hold an award ceremony at City Hall in his honor!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 You drank coffee in Starbucks????? Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh. Man that is brave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Not as brave as Starbucks, but I defied death once again. I dined for 1 hour at a restaurant on the 5th floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 this is the only shopping mall I know of where they advise you to leave your helmet on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I'm going to face it today, the big PC (possible collapse) going for the double whammy, Starbucks for coffee, then a MOSS burger, brave - possibly, stupid? maybe a little, but go I will, if you pass someone in the vicinity whistling the below tune with a brave determined look on his young smiling face - it will be me! Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Cheerio, here I go, on my way Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Not a tear, but a cheer, make it gay Give me a smile I can keep all the while In my heart while I'm away Till we meet once again, you and I Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 last night I ventured in to the Central Beach Mall and survived a showing of Terminator Salvation and then dinner at the HotPot restaurant where the light fittings where swinging noticeably and the plate glass windows flexing, it even scared the cockroaches out of the kitchen they took refuge near to the dipping sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlcwaterfall Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 For a few days I had been aware of rumours that it might actually be safe to enter Central Pattaya.As the accuracy of these rumours has now been confirmed I can save some baht by cancelling my mother in law's daily shopping expedition.Can now save up for that motor bicycle she keeps asking for. You mean the one with no brakes but a really big and powerful engine! Just remember to incease her life insurance to the max. and ensure you are in her will. Only joking but as they say "up to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungabunga Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 A bloke in the pub last night told me that this place is going to fall down next Thursday at 3.15pm. Not sure if this is true or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsfangr Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 A bloke in the pub last night told me that this place is going to fall down next Thursday at 3.15pm. Not sure if this is true or not. NOT true. That would be too early for a candlelight vigil. The collapse is scheduled for 8:15. There will be several stalls selling candles, so no need to bring your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
learningcurve Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Actually I believe it is true as I have met this 'bloke' on several different occasions and he always seems to know everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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