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Stevie Wonder

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Stevie Wonder has just finished a gig when a Chinese bloke from the crowd shouts out: "Encore ! Encore ! Play a jazz chord".

So he plays a ten minute jazz chord, wowing the crowd. The Chinese bloke pipes up again: "Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

So again Stevie plays a jazz chord and the crowd gives him a standing ovation. Once again the Chinese bloke shouts out: "Play a jazz chord!"

Stevie getting well pi**ed by this point shouts back: "If you think you can do any better then you get up here and do it".

So the Chinese bloke climbs up on to the stage, grabs the microphone and sings: "A jazz chord to say I ruv youuuu"

::GROAN!::

Belongs in the "Worst Joke" thread... :)

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