Rules of a Nudist Colony"....

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he

takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite

blonde walks by, smiles as she passes and the man immediately gets an

erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,

"Did you call for me?"The man replies "No; what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that

if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she

leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,

eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man happily continues to explore the colony's facilities. He

enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within seconds, a

huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.

Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No".....what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart,

it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him

around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted

by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back

and you can keep the $3200 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "You've only been here for a few hours. You

haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

"Listen lady," replies the man.....I'm 68 years old.......I only get

an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.

Rules of a Nudist Colony"....

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he

takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite

blonde walks by, smiles as she passes and the man immediately gets an

erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,

"Did you call for me?"The man replies "No; what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that

if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she

leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,

eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man happily continues to explore the colony's facilities. He

enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within seconds, a

huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.

Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No".....what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart,

it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him

around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted

by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back

and you can keep the $3200 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "You've only been here for a few hours. You

haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

"Listen lady," replies the man.....I'm 68 years old.......I only get

an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.

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