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:) I can just imagine it. The James Bond theme playing in the background while he is ordering a "Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred" at Vertigo. Next scene; the agent seduces the breathtakingly beautiful lady. So far the script is nothing but ordinary. BUT; the morning after...Ring Ring...-Hmm, Hello M. We have a problem... :D:D:D
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Now there are Three Steps To Heaven

Just listen and you will plainly see

And as life travels on

And things do go wrong

Just follow steps one, two and three

Step one - you find a girl to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me

The formula for Heaven's very simple

Just follow the rules and you will see

And as life travels on

And things do go wrong

Just follow steps one,two and three

Step one - you find a girl to love

Step two - she falls in love with you

Step three- you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me

Just follow steps one,two and three

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Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England !

I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:-

A Ladyboy Poem

Took JoJo from a GoGo

Last night

Gave my mate

A terrible fright

Where are your glasses?

You shouldn't make passes

At men with nice asses

You'll get a dose of nasties

But I didn't care

You should have seen JoJo bare

with all her essentials

She's got the right credentials

Eight inches she's got hickory halls

Shackled to the bed

Never ignored my calls

Some men have proposed to wed

JoJo the pretty ladyboy

I treated her like a toy

Played all night

While my mate got drunk with fright

JoJo wrestle me naked

If you dare

Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear

You're not supposed to pull me there

Wow she's strong

I did not want to do any wrong

Insisted she wore a thong

Muscles like King Kong

I was playing the tease

JoJo just wanted to please

Stimulated that which burst and flow

JoJo please don't go

JoJo don't do that

Now we've made a mess on the mat

You've scratched my back

Just like a cat

OK I will untie you

I'm not a rat

Two thousand baht is enough

As a matter of fact

Oh JoJo what do I do?

I used to like Go-Go girls

But now I want you

This is really something new

My friend won't talk to me anymore

Now he's gone off with a whore

Bet he does not have as much fun

JoJo you made me come

I'll be back for you

Tomorrow night

Tie you up nice and tight

Don't wanna be polite

JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman

You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you

Down on one knee

Next time can we make it three?

Three of us in the bed

My lust is being fed

With a man who looks like a woman

Johnny what are you doin' ?

Oh I couldn't do that

That is where you're supposed to shat

Oh again on the mat

My erection has gone flat

I've run away

Left 'em to it

I didn't wa

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Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England !

I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:-

A Ladyboy Poem

Took JoJo from a GoGo

Last night

Gave my mate

A terrible fright

Where are your glasses?

You shouldn't make passes

At men with nice asses

You'll get a dose of nasties

But I didn't care

You should have seen JoJo bare

with all her essentials

She's got the right credentials

Eight inches she's got hickory halls

Shackled to the bed

Never ignored my calls

Some men have proposed to wed

JoJo the pretty ladyboy

I treated her like a toy

Played all night

While my mate got drunk with fright

JoJo wrestle me naked

If you dare

Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear

You're not supposed to pull me there

Wow she's strong

I did not want to do any wrong

Insisted she wore a thong

Muscles like King Kong

I was playing the tease

JoJo just wanted to please

Stimulated that which burst and flow

JoJo please don't go

JoJo don't do that

Now we've made a mess on the mat

You've scratched my back

Just like a cat

OK I will untie you

I'm not a rat

Two thousand baht is enough

As a matter of fact

Oh JoJo what do I do?

I used to like Go-Go girls

But now I want you

This is really something new

My friend won't talk to me anymore

Now he's gone off with a whore

Bet he does not have as much fun

JoJo you made me come

I'll be back for you

Tomorrow night

Tie you up nice and tight

Don't wanna be polite

JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman

You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you

Down on one knee

Next time can we make it three?

Three of us in the bed

My lust is being fed

With a man who looks like a woman

Johnny what are you doin' ?

Oh I couldn't do that

That is where you're supposed to shat

Oh again on the mat

My erection has gone flat

I've run away

Left 'em to it

I didn't want to screw it

Had a threesome and blew it

Now I'm back with my mate

And I'm going straight

Back up to Angelwitch coz its in fashion

With a girlie for a night of passion

Thanks, Well done with a lot of thought and feeling. Some of us are intrigued by this third sex. Guys that look better than your prom queen. :) I think you saved me and a few others a lot of money and anxiety. :D

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Poor bugger... I think he might be the Butt of a few jokes around the mess halls...

I feel sorry for the guy katouys are always dolled up the most with the shortest dresses high heels makeup silicone boobs and are way more forward than girls so I bet he thought he was happening at the time and now he's on the news, bummer

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ain't google in cahoots with thai visa a funny bunch...

at bottom of previous page was an ad for mythailadyboy.com

ah, when ethics are subverted by money..............

Right, except they are not all thieves or nutters.

In ANY grouping of people defined by some refrence of culture, such as being a kaoey,

or a waitress in a restaurant, or hostess in a resort, or artist,

there will also be a percentage of bad apples, like thieves.

Same as the 'regular' population.

I know two katoey's peripheral to my greater circle of friends,

who are both honest and quite nice, they just want to get on with their lives,

and if lucky find love with someone.

Pick up a 'street person', of any gender choice,

then you likely WILL find a higher percentage of desperate characters.

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Let me see, Australian Defence Secrets :) ........everyone knows them already, they go something like 'bend over to uncle sam and take a good rodgering' then send out good Australias to get killed at the hands of various incompetent US Presidents. Wheres the secret in that?

Its plainly evident that the words Military, Intelligence and secrets dont go together.

The ladyboy would of been better off stealing homer simpson brain :D

!00% correct,I could not agree more!! The defence secrets probably amount to the gourmet menu for official functions!!

Its the navy not the army, so wrong wing of the armed forces for sending them off to die in someone else's war. Not unless some sand monkey is going to plant something in the ocean.

I don't particularly agree with the view that there wouldn't be anything interesting in there, as most navies like to keep strategies and technologies on their boats they don't want other people to know. So your idea that there is no potential for harm because we aren't useful in anyway (and thats what it sounds like your trying to make out), plus there are other government secrets and things he might have been privileged to, embarrassing for him and the Australian government.

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They're queer like that.

A man in a dress is still a man.

That's a transvestite, a transsexual is a completely different thing.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, farts like a duck - its got to be a duck

Right, or in this case, born a duck, but looks like a swan, walks like a swan, farts like either - depending on duck - so it has to be a...swan?

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Australian Defence Force (ADF) .......

.......his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel

Good to know that Oz tax payers money is well spent. What ever happended to roughing it ? Or is that for the promotional movies only?

What a silly comment from you skip. What you expect this soldier to pitch a Swag in the main street or something? Been flown around and kept by the public purse for years, theres a certain standard that must be met, its in the workplace agreement. You really think that the Australian public servants should be kicked in the guts as much as possible and made to sleep in the park with the warbs?

Give urself an uppercut :)

Don't know about Ozzie ones, but UK public servants ( management level ) should be kicked in the guts as much as possible, for being a pack of useless incompetent drongos.

As for accomodation, why should a military officer get the Banyan tree when there's plenty of good 3* hotels around- who do they think they are- someone important?

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Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England !

I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:-

A Ladyboy Poem

Took JoJo from a GoGo

Last night

Gave my mate

A terrible fright

Where are your glasses?

You shouldn't make passes

At men with nice asses

You'll get a dose of nasties

But I didn't care

You should have seen JoJo bare

with all her essentials

She's got the right credentials

Eight inches she's got hickory halls

Shackled to the bed

Never ignored my calls

Some men have proposed to wed

JoJo the pretty ladyboy

I treated her like a toy

Played all night

While my mate got drunk with fright

JoJo wrestle me naked

If you dare

Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear

You're not supposed to pull me there

Wow she's strong

I did not want to do any wrong

Insisted she wore a thong

Muscles like King Kong

I was playing the tease

JoJo just wanted to please

Stimulated that which burst and flow

JoJo please don't go

JoJo don't do that

Now we've made a mess on the mat

You've scratched my back

Just like a cat

OK I will untie you

I'm not a rat

Two thousand baht is enough

As a matter of fact

Oh JoJo what do I do?

I used to like Go-Go girls

But now I want you

This is really something new

My friend won't talk to me anymore

Now he's gone off with a whore

Bet he does not have as much fun

JoJo you made me come

I'll be back for you

Tomorrow night

Tie you up nice and tight

Don't wanna be polite

JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman

You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you

Down on one knee

Next time can we make it three?

Three of us in the bed

My lust is being fed

With a man who looks like a woman

Johnny what are you doin' ?

Oh I couldn't do that

That is where you're supposed to shat

Oh again on the mat

My erection has gone flat

I've run away

Left 'em to it

I didn't want to screw it

Had a threesome and blew it

Now I'm back with my mate

And I'm going straight

Back up to Angelwitch coz its in fashion

With a girlie for a night of passion

Thanks, Well done with a lot of thought and feeling. Some of us are intrigued by this third sex. Guys that look better than your prom queen. :) I think you saved me and a few others a lot of money and anxiety. :D

give me a real woman anyday.

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