Hawkup2000 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I can just imagine it. The James Bond theme playing in the background while he is ordering a "Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred" at Vertigo. Next scene; the agent seduces the breathtakingly beautiful lady. So far the script is nothing but ordinary. BUT; the morning after...Ring Ring...-Hmm, Hello M. We have a problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermano Lobo Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Now there are Three Steps To Heaven Just listen and you will plainly see And as life travels on And things do go wrong Just follow steps one, two and three Step one - you find a girl to love Step two - she falls in love with you Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me The formula for Heaven's very simple Just follow the rules and you will see And as life travels on And things do go wrong Just follow steps one,two and three Step one - you find a girl to love Step two - she falls in love with you Step three- you kiss and hold her tightly Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me Just follow steps one,two and three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detox Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Poor bugger... I think he might be the Butt of a few jokes around the mess halls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdream Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England ! I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:- A Ladyboy Poem Took JoJo from a GoGo Last night Gave my mate A terrible fright Where are your glasses? You shouldn't make passes At men with nice asses You'll get a dose of nasties But I didn't care You should have seen JoJo bare with all her essentials She's got the right credentials Eight inches she's got hickory halls Shackled to the bed Never ignored my calls Some men have proposed to wed JoJo the pretty ladyboy I treated her like a toy Played all night While my mate got drunk with fright JoJo wrestle me naked If you dare Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear You're not supposed to pull me there Wow she's strong I did not want to do any wrong Insisted she wore a thong Muscles like King Kong I was playing the tease JoJo just wanted to please Stimulated that which burst and flow JoJo please don't go JoJo don't do that Now we've made a mess on the mat You've scratched my back Just like a cat OK I will untie you I'm not a rat Two thousand baht is enough As a matter of fact Oh JoJo what do I do? I used to like Go-Go girls But now I want you This is really something new My friend won't talk to me anymore Now he's gone off with a whore Bet he does not have as much fun JoJo you made me come I'll be back for you Tomorrow night Tie you up nice and tight Don't wanna be polite JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you Down on one knee Next time can we make it three? Three of us in the bed My lust is being fed With a man who looks like a woman Johnny what are you doin' ? Oh I couldn't do that That is where you're supposed to shat Oh again on the mat My erection has gone flat I've run away Left 'em to it I didn't wa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdream Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England !I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:- A Ladyboy Poem Took JoJo from a GoGo Last night Gave my mate A terrible fright Where are your glasses? You shouldn't make passes At men with nice asses You'll get a dose of nasties But I didn't care You should have seen JoJo bare with all her essentials She's got the right credentials Eight inches she's got hickory halls Shackled to the bed Never ignored my calls Some men have proposed to wed JoJo the pretty ladyboy I treated her like a toy Played all night While my mate got drunk with fright JoJo wrestle me naked If you dare Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear You're not supposed to pull me there Wow she's strong I did not want to do any wrong Insisted she wore a thong Muscles like King Kong I was playing the tease JoJo just wanted to please Stimulated that which burst and flow JoJo please don't go JoJo don't do that Now we've made a mess on the mat You've scratched my back Just like a cat OK I will untie you I'm not a rat Two thousand baht is enough As a matter of fact Oh JoJo what do I do? I used to like Go-Go girls But now I want you This is really something new My friend won't talk to me anymore Now he's gone off with a whore Bet he does not have as much fun JoJo you made me come I'll be back for you Tomorrow night Tie you up nice and tight Don't wanna be polite JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you Down on one knee Next time can we make it three? Three of us in the bed My lust is being fed With a man who looks like a woman Johnny what are you doin' ? Oh I couldn't do that That is where you're supposed to shat Oh again on the mat My erection has gone flat I've run away Left 'em to it I didn't want to screw it Had a threesome and blew it Now I'm back with my mate And I'm going straight Back up to Angelwitch coz its in fashion With a girlie for a night of passion Thanks, Well done with a lot of thought and feeling. Some of us are intrigued by this third sex. Guys that look better than your prom queen. I think you saved me and a few others a lot of money and anxiety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callao Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Poor bugger... I think he might be the Butt of a few jokes around the mess halls... I feel sorry for the guy katouys are always dolled up the most with the shortest dresses high heels makeup silicone boobs and are way more forward than girls so I bet he thought he was happening at the time and now he's on the news, bummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 cmon give us something interesting.......writers scraping the barrel now...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucantbeserious Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ain't google in cahoots with thai visa a funny bunch... at bottom of previous page was an ad for mythailadyboy.com ah, when ethics are subverted by money.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 ain't google in cahoots with thai visa a funny bunch...at bottom of previous page was an ad for mythailadyboy.com ah, when ethics are subverted by money.............. Right, except they are not all thieves or nutters. In ANY grouping of people defined by some refrence of culture, such as being a kaoey, or a waitress in a restaurant, or hostess in a resort, or artist, there will also be a percentage of bad apples, like thieves. Same as the 'regular' population. I know two katoey's peripheral to my greater circle of friends, who are both honest and quite nice, they just want to get on with their lives, and if lucky find love with someone. Pick up a 'street person', of any gender choice, then you likely WILL find a higher percentage of desperate characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiejosh Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Let me see, Australian Defence Secrets ........everyone knows them already, they go something like 'bend over to uncle sam and take a good rodgering' then send out good Australias to get killed at the hands of various incompetent US Presidents. Wheres the secret in that?Its plainly evident that the words Military, Intelligence and secrets dont go together. The ladyboy would of been better off stealing homer simpson brain !00% correct,I could not agree more!! The defence secrets probably amount to the gourmet menu for official functions!! Its the navy not the army, so wrong wing of the armed forces for sending them off to die in someone else's war. Not unless some sand monkey is going to plant something in the ocean. I don't particularly agree with the view that there wouldn't be anything interesting in there, as most navies like to keep strategies and technologies on their boats they don't want other people to know. So your idea that there is no potential for harm because we aren't useful in anyway (and thats what it sounds like your trying to make out), plus there are other government secrets and things he might have been privileged to, embarrassing for him and the Australian government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Philosopher Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 They're queer like that.A man in a dress is still a man. That's a transvestite, a transsexual is a completely different thing. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, farts like a duck - its got to be a duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 They're queer like that.A man in a dress is still a man. That's a transvestite, a transsexual is a completely different thing. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, farts like a duck - its got to be a duck Right, or in this case, born a duck, but looks like a swan, walks like a swan, farts like either - depending on duck - so it has to be a...swan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Undercover, flatulent, waddling, Drakes in Drag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Australian Defence Force (ADF) ..............his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel Good to know that Oz tax payers money is well spent. What ever happended to roughing it ? Or is that for the promotional movies only? What a silly comment from you skip. What you expect this soldier to pitch a Swag in the main street or something? Been flown around and kept by the public purse for years, theres a certain standard that must be met, its in the workplace agreement. You really think that the Australian public servants should be kicked in the guts as much as possible and made to sleep in the park with the warbs? Give urself an uppercut Don't know about Ozzie ones, but UK public servants ( management level ) should be kicked in the guts as much as possible, for being a pack of useless incompetent drongos. As for accomodation, why should a military officer get the Banyan tree when there's plenty of good 3* hotels around- who do they think they are- someone important? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsteele Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Great ! It stole the strategy for the Australian Cricket team. Maybe we can win the Ashes ??? C'mon England !I wrote this piss-take poem a few years back:- A Ladyboy Poem Took JoJo from a GoGo Last night Gave my mate A terrible fright Where are your glasses? You shouldn't make passes At men with nice asses You'll get a dose of nasties But I didn't care You should have seen JoJo bare with all her essentials She's got the right credentials Eight inches she's got hickory halls Shackled to the bed Never ignored my calls Some men have proposed to wed JoJo the pretty ladyboy I treated her like a toy Played all night While my mate got drunk with fright JoJo wrestle me naked If you dare Wow that's sexy, Ouch! You bear You're not supposed to pull me there Wow she's strong I did not want to do any wrong Insisted she wore a thong Muscles like King Kong I was playing the tease JoJo just wanted to please Stimulated that which burst and flow JoJo please don't go JoJo don't do that Now we've made a mess on the mat You've scratched my back Just like a cat OK I will untie you I'm not a rat Two thousand baht is enough As a matter of fact Oh JoJo what do I do? I used to like Go-Go girls But now I want you This is really something new My friend won't talk to me anymore Now he's gone off with a whore Bet he does not have as much fun JoJo you made me come I'll be back for you Tomorrow night Tie you up nice and tight Don't wanna be polite JoJo like the Kiss of the Spiderwoman You serve my fantasy, I'll be taking you Down on one knee Next time can we make it three? Three of us in the bed My lust is being fed With a man who looks like a woman Johnny what are you doin' ? Oh I couldn't do that That is where you're supposed to shat Oh again on the mat My erection has gone flat I've run away Left 'em to it I didn't want to screw it Had a threesome and blew it Now I'm back with my mate And I'm going straight Back up to Angelwitch coz its in fashion With a girlie for a night of passion Thanks, Well done with a lot of thought and feeling. Some of us are intrigued by this third sex. Guys that look better than your prom queen. I think you saved me and a few others a lot of money and anxiety. give me a real woman anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StateSix Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Still sure about that marsteele? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 One friend (LB) told me that if science manages to make it possible for LBs to have kids...thai women would be doomed. And then she laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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