ThaiBasil Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Is this some sort of slang for masturbation or some other sex related actions I don't know about???? If so my ferret runs a couple a times a week! double entendres yeah I guess i kinda spoiled it for all the others with my response ....... should've drunk more coffee before answering a proper ferret thread!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 yeah I guess i kinda spoiled it for all the others with my response ....... should've drunk more coffee before answering a proper ferret thread!!!! That's alright. I read it a couple of times before I got it. Fortunately I got it before moving it to the Pets forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alantheembalmer Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Just a word of advice for all you ferret lovers: just keep the little beast muzzled when out in public. This will keep him healthy and he won't get into trouble with strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiBasil Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Just a word of advice for all you ferret lovers: just keep the little beast muzzled when out in public. This will keep him healthy and he won't get into trouble with strangers. or in my case, 2 strangers at the same time. Turned out to be a big fight where one wanted to bite his head off while the other was chocking him with two hands around his lil neck ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) I like to take care of my ferret I was home the other night when a rather large lady came over and she sat on it , anyway after a bit of jumping and yelling she finally let the poor ferret breath again. I'm happy to say he survived and is ready to go for another run. Edited July 24, 2009 by saintofsilence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Ferrets are very nervous creatures......they enjoy experienced gentle handlers, correct handling and a gentle kiss on the head can make them swell with pride...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) Interesting Book with all the members giving their tips on taking care of your ferret and this book my ferret should be very happy. Edited July 24, 2009 by saintofsilence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrSomkid Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Interesting Book with all the members giving their tips on taking care of your ferret and this book my ferret should be very happy. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 My ferret is always up very early in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njpski Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 woderfully rich vein, I have to hand to you all for the advice and anecdotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 (edited) As they get older a lot of ferret owners only let their ferrets out about twice a month for a run. This is due to the ferrets being old , wrinkly and slow ,it takes a lot longer to get them up to pace and in the same show condition of the younger ferrets. Edited July 31, 2009 by saintofsilence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiBasil Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 As they get older a lot of ferret owners only let their ferrets out about twice a month for a run.This is due to the ferrets being old , wrinkly and slow ,it takes a lot longer to get them up to pace and in the same show condition of the younger ferrets. There are special ferret pills for that!!! They'll just go on and on till they eventually throw up ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Time get the ferret out again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzieovaseas Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Time get the ferret out again best to have ferret on a leash as they tell me there can be nasty repurcussions for tresspassing ferrets.. they also tell me LOS leads the world in "ferret reconstruction surgery" thank god for vets hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 I had to flog my ferret last week he got so upset started spitting at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 If it keeps spitting at you there are special jackets you can get to keep the spit in. If it spits at other people than i think it's less of a problem. I'd worry more if mine started foaming at the mouth after it's spat a couple of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Yes please take good care of your ferret.........exercise regularly Remember a ferret is for life not just for Christmas......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Yes please take good care of your ferret.........exercise regularly Remember a ferret is for life not just for Christmas......... I thought that was puppies. They're not just for Christmas. If carved well there should still be enough for sandwiches at new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) Ferrets are overrated..by their owners. Some Iet them take over their Iives, and Iogic. I guess its for this very reason some owners have their ferrets taken away from them..? Many guys think girIs are amazed at their taIented ferret, when in reaIity they are IikeIy just pandering to the owner, and its just another average ordinary unskiIIed ferret that reaIIy doesnt entertain them much at aII. WeII, maybe provides a giggIe for their friends Iater. Ferret owners aIso seem to have some weird compIex about size and if one owners ferret is bigger or smaIIer than theirs, when they shouId be focusing on skiIIs and taIents. Some even drug their ferrets to make them perform..can you beIieve that?! Some are never content with their home environment. Some have to even pay for others to babysit them. But in the end most owners wiII outIive their ferret and forever mourn the Ioss. Ferret fixation is not heaIthy. Better to reaIise the worId doesnt need to revoIve around ones ferret. Edited October 10, 2009 by eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) The ferret is also a useful companion which assists his owner to distribute waste, just point him in the right direction and he sprays it out, without having to squat down.......a great companion for the elderly..... Edited October 10, 2009 by 473geo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 In New Zealand we would shoot it They kill native fauna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Ferret fixation is not heaIthy. Better to reaIise the worId doesnt need to revoIve around ones ferret. Easy for you to say, you don't have a ferret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 In New Zealand we would shoot itThey kill native fauna. Ahhhh yes but beware......the ferret can shoot back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Ah ferrets!! I knew a ferret once, but I had to let it go... It was sad, but soon got over that and moved in with my best friend. I wasn't mad, told her she could keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrSomkid Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Ferrets are overrated..by their owners. Some Iet them take over their Iives, and Iogic. I guess its for this very reason some owners have their ferrets taken away from them..? Many guys think girIs are amazed at their taIented ferret, when in reaIity they are IikeIy just pandering to the owner, and its just another average ordinary unskiIIed ferret that reaIIy doesnt entertain them much at aII. WeII, maybe provides a giggIe for their friends Iater. Ferret owners aIso seem to have some weird compIex about size and if one owners ferret is bigger or smaIIer than theirs, when they shouId be focusing on skiIIs and taIents. Some even drug their ferrets to make them perform..can you beIieve that?! Some are never content with their home environment. Some have to even pay for others to babysit them. But in the end most owners wiII outIive their ferret and forever mourn the Ioss. Ferret fixation is not heaIthy. Better to reaIise the worId doesnt need to revoIve around ones ferret. Say eek, does this tie into your "vent" topic? My wife is very good at taking care of ze ferret. She sometimes calls our ferret suay mak. This pleases ze ferret. However, ze ferret has not taken over our lives, luckily. House pets need to know their place and cannot go running about whenever they please. Especially when the in-laws are around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Ferrets are overrated..by their owners. Some Iet them take over their Iives, and Iogic. I guess its for this very reason some owners have their ferrets taken away from them..? Many guys think girIs are amazed at their taIented ferret, when in reaIity they are IikeIy just pandering to the owner, and its just another average ordinary unskiIIed ferret that reaIIy doesnt entertain them much at aII. WeII, maybe provides a giggIe for their friends Iater. Ferret owners aIso seem to have some weird compIex about size and if one owners ferret is bigger or smaIIer than theirs, when they shouId be focusing on skiIIs and taIents. Some even drug their ferrets to make them perform..can you beIieve that?! Some are never content with their home environment. Some have to even pay for others to babysit them. But in the end most owners wiII outIive their ferret and forever mourn the Ioss. Ferret fixation is not heaIthy. Better to reaIise the worId doesnt need to revoIve around ones ferret. Say eek, does this tie into your "vent" topic? My wife is very good at taking care of ze ferret. She sometimes calls our ferret suay mak. This pleases ze ferret. However, ze ferret has not taken over our lives, luckily. House pets need to know their place and cannot go running about whenever they please. Especially when the in-laws are around. As Eek comments, it is a size fixation. Possibly stemming from a phallically challenged male. IE: Little guys with big cars, makes them imagine they are adequately sized and superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrSomkid Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 As Eek comments, it is a size fixation.Possibly stemming from a phallically challenged male. IE: Little guys with big cars, makes them imagine they are adequately sized and superior. Well, I am happy to say I do not have a size fixation. The ferret is just the right size and if it feels like it, can do some some amusing tricks. I would not call myself a little guy. 183cm tall, 90kg. I do have a large car or two. An Audi S6 is not small but handles very well. Not only that, it recently saved my family's and my life from being crushed to death by a careless truck driver. So to be very blunt, to those who state that that all large cars (what constitues a large car anyway?) are phallic symbols, I say: "Have a nice day, you are just jealous." Besides, I love cars, especially Audis. One of the most beautiful cars ever made, the Jag E-type, is not compansation for anything. It just LOOKS like a big d*ck on wheels. But only to those with an obsession. Mai khit mak mak, na! Now, can we plase get back to humorous reparté about our much loved ferrets? Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 It is well known that many ferrets owners have had problems training their ferret to go into a hole and on many occasions they venture into the wrong hole and when they come back out they are so dirty you have give them a good wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryP Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Last night while surfing the net, the ferret saw something very disturbing to it and started hissing and spitting at the screen. He'll not be given access to the computer again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Last night while surfing the net, the ferret saw something very disturbing to it and started hissing and spitting at the screen. He'll not be given access to the computer again. Spitting is fine, but if it starts hissing you should spank it like a bad monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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