He Said, I Said

He Said, I Said

He said to me . . ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me..... . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. .. We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him .. . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

He said. . .. A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . ... . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.