Animals In The News

[Geekfreaklover]

I always watch the Thai news on TV and have always enjoyed the animal related headlines. Last month we had the Panda in Chang Mai and this month we have the crocodiles in Khao Yai. So, which animal do we think will be in the news next month and why?

[jpolten]

Dumbo the Elephant jumps bank counter in costume.....police later find him in the area with a trunk full of cash......No??

[jpolten]

Ok...how about this one.........

Gibbon tires of stardom on bangla road phuket and flees the Paparatzi,last seen serving coffee at the local police coffee shop.

Local police man Col.wanchai says Gary the Gibbon makes an excellent latte "and i can fine anyone 5000tb for taking photo"

Wonder if "The Nation" would give me a job?...............No?.........

[G54]

Elephant sick of those f*cking buns, retaliates and kicks <deleted> out of its handlers.

[jpolten]

**************************BREAKING NEWS***********************

Man arrested in Khao Yai National park for wrestling with crocodiles.

Oz National Mick"crocodile"Dundee was held today by park officials for tampering with the wildlife.

Police Col.Wanchai was quoted as saying "I'm gonna make a few quid on this one"

[jpolten]

http://progolferdigest.com/wp-content/uplo...codile-0001.jpg

New Khao yai residents bad for tourism?

[jpolten]

Ok...how about this one.........

Gibbon tires of stardom on bangla road phuket and flees the Paparatzi,last seen serving coffee at the local police coffee shop.

Local police man Col.wanchai says Gary the Gibbon makes an excellent latte "and i can fine anyone 5000tb for taking photo"

Wonder if "The Nation" would give me a job?...............No?.........

************************breaking news**********************

Follow up on Gary the Gibbon's progress at the BIB Phuket coffee shop.

Col.wanchai is very pleased with gary's progress,saying "the possibilities are endless"

http://www.junglewalk.com/animal-pictures/............5000tb at Phuket BIB coffee shop!

[jpolten]

Ok...how about this one.........

Gibbon tires of stardom on bangla road phuket and flees the Paparatzi,last seen serving coffee at the local police coffee shop.

Local police man Col.wanchai says Gary the Gibbon makes an excellent latte "and i can fine anyone 5000tb for taking photo"

Wonder if "The Nation" would give me a job?...............No?.........

************************breaking news**********************

Follow up on Gary the Gibbon's progress at the BIB Phuket coffee shop.

Col.wanchai is very pleased with gary's progress,saying "the possibilities are endless"

http://www.junglewalk.com/animal-pictures/............5000tb at Phuket BIB coffee shop!

http://www.junglewalk.com/animal-pictures/...ibbon-10061.jpg

[Geekfreaklover]

NEWSFLASH

A large herd of angry water buffalos protest outside Pattaya city hall. Hundreds of hooved demonstrators, some traveling from as far as Ubon Thani, claim that much if not all of the charity funds collected in the infamous entertainment districts are not finding their way to the poor and needy bovine benificaries as promised by their sponsers.

A passerby by the name of Nam, refused to comment.