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A guy fell asleep on Kata beach for several

hours and got horrible sunburn,

specifically to his upper legs.

He was ambulanced to the hospital, and was promptly

admitted after being diagnosed with

second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and

the severe pain he was in, the doctor

prescribed continuous intravenous feeding

with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a

Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,

'What good will Viagra do for him,

Doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything

for his condition, but it'll keep the

sheets off his legs.' :)

Posted
The man was me. Don't like to brag, but I kept the sheets off the entire bed tank you very much!!

Haha, Belongs in jokes and puzzles section.

Da, where do u think u are.

Posted (edited)
The man was me. Don't like to brag, but I kept the sheets off the entire bed tank you very much!!

Haha, Belongs in jokes and puzzles section.

Da, where do u think u are.

Hmm..."Advanced Member" mumbojumbo? Really? You must be taking the piss. We are in the jokes section now, however when I wrote that I was in the Phuket section. The mods moved it like I said they would. (You can still see the moved thread in the Phuket forum) :)

Edited by Scubabuddha
Posted
The man was me. Don't like to brag, but I kept the sheets off the entire bed tank you very much!!

Haha, Belongs in jokes and puzzles section.

Da, where do u think u are.

Hmm..."Advanced Member" mumbojumbo? Really? You must be taking the piss. We are in the jokes section now, however when I wrote that I was in the Phuket section. The mods moved it like I said they would. (You can still see the moved thread in the Phuket forum) :)

This was not a joke

Absolutely true story .I have the name of the nurse.

Mui Thrashit.

Posted
The man was me. Don't like to brag, but I kept the sheets off the entire bed tank you very much!!

Haha, Belongs in jokes and puzzles section.

Da, where do u think u are.

Hmm..."Advanced Member" mumbojumbo? Really? You must be taking the piss. We are in the jokes section now, however when I wrote that I was in the Phuket section. The mods moved it like I said they would. (You can still see the moved thread in the Phuket forum) :)

This was not a joke

Absolutely true story .I have the name of the nurse.

Mui Thrashit.

Or as I liked to call her "Pee Thrashit."

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