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Jai Dee

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There were two priests in a Vatican toilet using the urinals.

One of them looked over at the other one's family jewels and noticed there was a Nicorette patch on it. He turned to the other priest and said advisedly, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not there."

The other priest replied, "It's working just fine where it is, I'm down to two butts a day!"

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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