The Day The Monkie Died

[feetandmouth]

went to the zoo. my gfs daughter,100 kilos and very athletic, took an orange and threw it at the monkie and hit him square in the forehead. the monkie wobbled a bit and fell dead. the zoo had the girl arrested and she was placed in detention.

the zoo want $5,000 to replace monkie and drop charges. it was a special tibetan monkie, very expensive.

only way i come up with $5000 is to borrow it. should i just run away as i had nothing to do with it but am the one expected to fix everything

[pluto_manibo]

Ok, I'll bite! 100 kilos and very athletic.....is your girlfriend Samoan?

[way2muchcoffee]

You must be kidding. You, as an adult, had a responsibility to monitor the behavior of children you bring to the zoo. The mother is fiscally responsible for the actions of her daughter. You and culpable as well, being a responsible adult who was present and neglected your those responsibilities. If the relationship with your gf is a long-term one and you have hopes it will last you should pay. Try to set up a payment plan. Have the daughter do odd jobs around the house to ensure that she accepts some responsibility as well. Send the gf to work as well and have her chip in. Perhaps a payment plan could be set up with the zoo. Bottom line, you do have some responsibility in this matter and to even consider running away is ridiculous.

[skipvice]

I don't know too feel sorry for you or just laugh, maybe both.

[JUDAS]

That's no way to treat an orange.

[rideswings]

The monkey was probably an orange-utan. They are known to be very expensive to replace.

[BSJ]

Is the girl a pitcher in the baseball major league? With a little heat on it she can crack 95mph, yes? Otherwise I don't believe it!

Ps: Where's the video footage???

[KickJixenberg]

went to the zoo. my gfs daughter,100 kilos and very athletic, took an orange and threw it at the monkie and hit him square in the forehead. the monkie wobbled a bit and fell dead. the zoo had the girl arrested and she was placed in detention.

the zoo want $5,000 to replace monkie and drop charges. it was a special tibetan monkie, very expensive.

only way i come up with $5000 is to borrow it. should i just run away as i had nothing to do with it but am the one expected to fix everything

Sure it wasn't a Troll she hit and not a money ... This is total BS.

[skipvice]

think about it, if the daughter is 220lbs, how big is his girl friend? If she was Thai, so could hardly walk with that much weigh

[prighas]

went to the zoo. my gfs daughter,100 kilos and very athletic, took an orange and threw it at the monkie and hit him square in the forehead. the monkie wobbled a bit and fell dead. the zoo had the girl arrested and she was placed in detention.

the zoo want $5,000 to replace monkie and drop charges. it was a special tibetan monkie, very expensive.

only way i come up with $5000 is to borrow it. should i just run away as i had nothing to do with it but am the one expected to fix everything

Are you serious????

[Moonrakers]

5...., 4...., 3....

[krading]

I think someone is spanking the monkey

[bonobo]

OK, the joke is over.

//CLOSED//

[DP25]

Sounds like you're getting ripped off. You should make a post in the monkey sub forum for current prices for replacement monkeys.