feetandmouth Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 went to the zoo. my gfs daughter,100 kilos and very athletic, took an orange and threw it at the monkie and hit him square in the forehead. the monkie wobbled a bit and fell dead. the zoo had the girl arrested and she was placed in detention. the zoo want $5,000 to replace monkie and drop charges. it was a special tibetan monkie, very expensive. only way i come up with $5000 is to borrow it. should i just run away as i had nothing to do with it but am the one expected to fix everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluto_manibo Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ok, I'll bite! 100 kilos and very athletic.....is your girlfriend Samoan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
way2muchcoffee Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 You must be kidding. You, as an adult, had a responsibility to monitor the behavior of children you bring to the zoo. The mother is fiscally responsible for the actions of her daughter. You and culpable as well, being a responsible adult who was present and neglected your those responsibilities. If the relationship with your gf is a long-term one and you have hopes it will last you should pay. Try to set up a payment plan. Have the daughter do odd jobs around the house to ensure that she accepts some responsibility as well. Send the gf to work as well and have her chip in. Perhaps a payment plan could be set up with the zoo. Bottom line, you do have some responsibility in this matter and to even consider running away is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipvice Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I don't know too feel sorry for you or just laugh, maybe both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 That's no way to treat an orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rideswings Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 The monkey was probably an orange-utan. They are known to be very expensive to replace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSJ Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) Is the girl a pitcher in the baseball major league? With a little heat on it she can crack 95mph, yes? Otherwise I don't believe it! Ps: Where's the video footage??? Edited September 26, 2009 by BSJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KickJixenberg Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 went to the zoo. my gfs daughter,100 kilos and very athletic, took an orange and threw it at the monkie and hit him square in the forehead. the monkie wobbled a bit and fell dead. the zoo had the girl arrested and she was placed in detention. the zoo want $5,000 to replace monkie and drop charges. it was a special tibetan monkie, very expensive. only way i come up with $5000 is to borrow it. should i just run away as i had nothing to do with it but am the one expected to fix everything Sure it wasn't a Troll she hit and not a money ... This is total BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipvice Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) think about it, if the daughter is 220lbs, how big is his girl friend? If she was Thai, so could hardly walk with that much weigh Edited September 26, 2009 by skipvice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prighas Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 went to the zoo. my gfs daughter,100 kilos and very athletic, took an orange and threw it at the monkie and hit him square in the forehead. the monkie wobbled a bit and fell dead. the zoo had the girl arrested and she was placed in detention. the zoo want $5,000 to replace monkie and drop charges. it was a special tibetan monkie, very expensive. only way i come up with $5000 is to borrow it. should i just run away as i had nothing to do with it but am the one expected to fix everything Are you serious???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 5...., 4...., 3.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krading Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I think someone is spanking the monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonobo Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 OK, the joke is over. //CLOSED// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP25 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Sounds like you're getting ripped off. You should make a post in the monkey sub forum for current prices for replacement monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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