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Someone was interviewing Merv the other day and said to him "Gee Merv, you've lost a lot of weight how did you do it?" he replied "I used to eat like an Elephant and shit like an Ant now I eat like an Ant and shit like an Elephant" -nice. :o

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Ah Merv...

One of test cricket's greatest fast bowlers from 1985 to 1994... master of sledging... what a character! :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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