April 1, 200520 yr A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms and no legs. Three women walking past felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The bloke said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked away. Then the second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked away. Then the third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been fcuked?" The bloke said "No", so she said "You will be when the tide comes in!" Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
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