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Death

wattaman
wattaman
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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I've heard this joke recently and made me laugh, hope it will be funny for you, too:

So, the guy stays in his home, relaxing, watching the game on TV, having a beer. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door... one time, two times, three times etc. The guy opens the door, in the end. In front of the door, a scary but very small death, only 10-15cm taller. Besides this, got everything: the black bones, the scary skeleton figure, looks angry, the scimitar shining.

The guy panics:

- Oh, nooo! I'm going to die; I'm so young, have so many dreams to accomplish, have wife, kids etc. etc.... please don't take me now! Nooo!

The small death, borred:

- Relax, dude, I've just came for the mouse!

:)

Groan ! :)

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