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Spaghetti strap girls warned of disease risk

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Spaghetti Straps issue again.

BANGKOK: -- Wearing tops with thin straps can be seriously bad for your health, according to the Ministry of Public Health.

In an extraordinary directive published yesterday, a ministry spokeswoman warned young women who favour ‘spaghetti strap’ tops, particularly those made from dark-coloured fabrics, that they were putting themselves at risk of being bitten by mosquitoes, which were the carriers of diseases ranging from elephantiasis to dengue fever and malaria.

The ministry spokeswoman warned women who showed their shoulders, backs or belly buttons that they could become the victims of such conditions unless they modified their sartorial habits.

She advocated, instead, wearing clothing which covered the skin, and which was in the pale shades that are less attractive to mosquitoes.

At the same time, she noted that mosquitoes liked to rest on outside clothes lines and in baskets fall of dirty laundry.

Although it is often thought that the mosquitoes responsible for the sometimes fatal dengue fever are unable to withstand the dry season, the ministry spokeswoman exploded this belief as a myth, and said that instead the eggs could survive for several months in drought conditions, hatching as soon as the rains came.

--TNA 2005-04-11

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Well, this is a new twist anyway. Usually, the story gets trotted out every year prior to Songkran that the powers-that-be do not want such flimsy dress to take away from the sanctity of the Songkran celebration. All revelers should refrain from such skimpy clothes and deck themselves out in more traditional Thai garb so as to preserve the solemnness of the occasion...

Gotta give somebody marks for at least coming up with a new story to spin in the good year 2548. :o

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fellas, before you reach for your weapons.

Just realise that there are some smart people who work for the Thai government who aren't rabid prudes.

What these people do is set up either powerless ministry's or departments where they stick all these prudes (or 'old heads' in Thai). For most of the year they get to work on useless memo's to each other and get a civil serivce ranking and pension for them which gives them the 'status' that they so desire.

Then every year, just before Songkran, they let them out of the asylum to put out their one spaggetti strap related media release for the year.

Everyone from their PM down nods their head seriously to humour them. Then they are led back into the asylum, and the key is put away until next year when they are let out once more.

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So last year it was to protect Thailand`s reputation and this year to protect the ladies from deadly mosquitoes.

Next year could it be the harmful rays of the sun?

Or is it that Thaksin has sold his shares in the Spaghetti factory and it`s just another coverup? :o

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Er... Mossies usually bite the feet and ankles because they are attracted to the sweaty feet smell.

Do shoulders sweat more than feet perhaps?

Never heard of someone having smell shoulder before. :o

Is it ok for them to wear their shoulderless t-shirts if they deet their shoulders?

Maybe they should order all water thrown over the next couple of weeks around the country to contain 20% DDT powder instead of Jasmine talc!

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This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard! Mosquitoes can bite through clothing so what does it matter if you are wearing sleeves or not? So, if you wear a long sleeve and shorts w/ no shoes are they saying you are safe from mosquitoes? hahahah What will they think of next..... I think the report from a time before saying they simply refused girls wearing spaghetti straps was a little more reasonable. When it is read that way it is honorable, it is showing they are standing for some belief, when it is read as they put it this year it is a bit rediculous!

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Er... Mossies usually bite the feet and ankles because they are attracted to the sweaty feet smell.

Are there any announcements for heavy socks? Mossies attack the feet for three simple reasons. First, feet are far from the hands which wack, this survival skill in deep in the genetic code of the mossies who survive.

Two, feet are closer to the damp earth and wet grass where the mossies are sitting waiting for a nice ankle to come by.

And three, the ankle tends to have blood vessels very close to the surface of the skin.

I am sure these reports however are completely true. Why ask any doctor who gets these diseases and it is likely 99% girls with spaghetti straps! roflmao

Now eating Brewers yeast does make you less tasty. Sorry boys "drinking" things made from Brewer's Yeast gets defeated by the alcohol, which is a vaso-dialatore and a form of sugar which make mossies say Yuuuummmm

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They are clearly discouraging people from having their birth right and human need to procreation when that's exactly what they do.

What has caused them to act with such stupidity when procreation is good for all.

Also remember that Thailand's economy is heavily based upon tourism which is heavily based upon sex.

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I really enjoy this :D The Thai government is getting more creative except that this annoucement should come much eariler to make it beliveable. This should come as no surprise at all, consider that our beloved :D CEO have a Ph D. degree.

You know, I think Thaivisa should have a competition to come up with a new slogan on Spaghetti Strap in 2006. :o:D:D:D:D

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Thai Gov. Officials also continued to say they Favored Muslim Robes and Veils for the Women of Thailand. One official was quoted as saying he kind of liked the idea of Public Beheadings and would put the idea up for vote next session.

The Spagetti Strap girls were Quoted as saying "Screw YOU!" in reply to the Thai Gov. Warnings.

:o

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It is all a bit too reminiscent of my Mother telling me to wear a cardigan all those years ago, in case i caught pneumonia and died!.

Next year they could have a purge on skimpy shorts......"Ministry of silly announcements, sorry, Health, has said that wearing shorts is dangerous to your health, particularly if you are A) Thai National, :D Female, C) Aged 18 -25 years old, D) beautiful. In which case you should cover from head to toe"

:o

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fellas, before you reach for your weapons.

Just realise that there are some smart people who work for the Thai government who aren't rabid prudes.

What these people do is set up either powerless ministry's or departments where they stick all these prudes (or 'old heads' in Thai). For most of the year they get to work on useless memo's to each other and get a civil serivce ranking and pension for them which gives them the 'status' that they so desire.

Then every year, just before Songkran, they let them out of the asylum to put out their one spaggetti strap related media release for the year.

Everyone from their PM down nods their head seriously to humour them. Then they are led back into the asylum, and the key is put away until next year when they are let out once more.

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fellas, before you reach for your weapons.

Just realise that there are some smart people who work for the Thai government who aren't rabid prudes.

What these people do is set up either powerless ministry's or departments where they stick all these prudes (or 'old heads' in Thai). For most of the year they get to work on useless memo's to each other and get a civil serivce ranking and pension for them which gives them the 'status' that they so desire.

Then every year, just before Songkran, they let them out of the asylum to put out their one spaggetti strap related media release for the year.

Everyone from their PM down nods their head seriously to humour them. Then they are led back into the asylum, and the key is put away until next year when they are let out once more.

This is the funniest thing I have ever heard!

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Spaghetti strap girls warned of disease risk

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Spaghetti Straps issue again.

BANGKOK: -- 

The ministry spokeswoman warned women who showed their shoulders, backs or belly buttons that they could become the victims of such conditions unless they modified their sartorial habits.

She advocated, instead, wearing clothing which covered the skin, and which was in the pale shades that are less attractive to mosquitoes.

--TNA 2005-04-11

Would this spokeswoman be a moslem by any chance? I used to see this kind of thing all the time when I lived in Jakarta, except that the warning was that they should expect to be victims of rape.

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