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The Chemist

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The owner of a chemist store walks into his shop one day to find a guy wide-eyed and leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk: "what's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."

The owner, gets all excited and shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

The owner of a chemist store walks into his shop one day to find a guy wide-eyed and leaning heavily against a wall. 

The owner asks the clerk: "what's with that guy over there by the wall?" 

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."

The owner, gets all excited and shouts: "You idiot!  You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"   

:D

:o:D

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