Baby Airplanes

[mouse]

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to

Chicago. The son suddenly turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have

baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby

planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the

stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats

have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy

said that this was so.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because

Southwest always pulls out on time. Now let your mother explain that to

you."

[CHOPTHAI]

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to

Chicago. The son suddenly turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have

baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby

planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the

stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats

have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy

said that this was so.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because

Southwest always pulls out on time.  Now let your mother explain that to

you."

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Luckily that innocent boy did not ask the stewardess why the front flight deck be called a "cockpit". The answer might be: "It is being called a cockpit cos it is the place where they keep the 2 nuts!"