Valentine's Day Thoughts

[peter991]

Do you remember life with your partner BEFORE you got married? When you wrote Love Poems to each other?

Are things THAT different for you now?

WIFE:

I wrote your name on the sand, it got washed away.

I wrote your name on the air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your

name on my heart

And I got a Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, He created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, He created light.

He saw me without problems, then He created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too

Not in the cage but laughing at you.