The Golfer

A golfer goes to a different club and the green seems particularly complicated.

After playing some time he messes up, gets all confused and is unsure of where he is and where he has to go.

Looking around, he sees a woman also playing golf. He approaches her, apologizes, explains his confusion and asks her if she knows which hole he is playing.

The woman answer: " Well, I'm playing the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you are playing the 6th." The man thanks her and continues his play.

Later the same thing happens to him: he's lost. He again approaches he woman and asks the same question.

She says: " at present I'm at he 13th hole and you are one hole behind me. You have to be at the 13th." He thanks her again and terminates the play.

When he enters the club house he notices the woman sitting at the bar. He asks the barman if he knows her. He answers affirmatively : " She's a sales representative and plays regularly at this club."

Our man once again approaches her, offers her a drink by way of thanks. "I believe you are a sales rep. I'm also in sales. What do you sell?

"You have to promise me not to laugh when I tell you."

"Of course" the man says.

"Well' she continues - a little embarrassed - "I'm working with Tampax".

The man starts laughing out loud, tears in his eyes, and other guests turn around, looking at them.

The lady is upset! "if I knew you would laugh that much I'd never told you. I should have known you were no different. It happens all the time!"

"No, no...: the man says, "I'm not laughing with you or your job." He bets his eyes "I work with Scott and I sell toilet paper. Again! I am a hole behind you!!!"