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Pope John Paul III visited Denver for International Youth Week some years ago. But when it came time to go, he told his chauffeur that he wanted to drive the pope-mobile back to the airport. What could the chauffeur say but yes? It turns out the pope has a lead foot and got pulled over for speeding.

The cop, realizing he had just stopped the pope, didn't know what to do. So he called in to his commanding officer.

Cop: "We got a big one here."

Sergeant: "Who, the mayor?"

Cop: "Nope, bigger."

Sergeant: "The Governor?"

Cop: "Nope."

Sergeant: The President?"

Cop: "Nope, even bigger!"

Sergeant, exasperated: "Well, who then?"

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Cop: "I don't know, but he's got the pope driving for him!"