Cinderella

[A. BOOZER]

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the

now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair

watching the world go by, with her cat Alan.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after

all these years?"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have

lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to

grant you three wishes.

Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she

said.

Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her

cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch

quivering with fear. "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said

Cinderella.

"Is there anything else you might wish for?" asked the Fairy

Godmother.

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was

young and full of the beauty I once had."

At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella had feelings inside her

that she had not felt for years.

The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what

shall you have?"

Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said,

"I wish you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young

man."

Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them

stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could

match.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella.

Enjoy your new life," and with that she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each

other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most

stunning, perfect man she had ever seen.

Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular

arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm

breath,

"Bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"

[Crossy]

Ouch!!!

[mnoorsapl]

Double ouch!! There goes Ding and Dong

[JackLord]

good one