Caught In The Act (performing)

[Spellbound]

A man and his Falang wife takes a week off work and

decide to go on holiday too far away Asia.

They decided she would relax in the hotel pool while he went off golfing.

So off HE goes for his golfing trip and his day went something like this !!!!

He is on the second hole when he

notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is

about to shoot with a 7 Iron, when he

hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't

see anyone. Again, he

hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks

at the frog and decides to

prove the frog wrong, puts the

club away he had in hand and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits the ball and it lands 10 inches from the

cup. He is shocked. He says

to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog

with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the

man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

Boom! Hole in one. The

man is befuddled and doesn't know

what to say. By the end

of the day, the man golfed the

best game of golf in his life and

asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit gambling den"

They go to a dark soi and get a seat at a card game,

and the guy says, "OK frog, now

what?" The frog says, "Ribbit play cards.", The man

asks, "What do you think I should

bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit 300000$"

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but

after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

On the turn of 5 cards, tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and

picks up the frog and goes back to his hotel room.

He sits the frog down and

says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.

You've won me all this money and

I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,

"Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not,

since after all the frog did for

him, he deserves it. With a

kiss, the frog turns into a

gorgeous 18-year-old Thai girl.

"And that, my Wife, is how the girl

ended up in our room. So help me God

[pnustedt]

No problem darlin' - where's the dosh?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

That'd be my sort of luck. Jeez I might get away with it if there was a B I G B I G pile of money on the table....that is a M I G H T only.

[Doi Thong]

Who cares about the wife? 300000$ is not a shared property...Prase the frog...ohhh sorry TG...;-)

[BudZumwalt]

To M80,

Who says, "I rest my case, your honour! "

Well, I have seen a few of the ladies from Thailand, some seem almost presentable, I was wondering if your one of the some what attractive ones or not?

I will now rest my case, Bud arranged to have my most recent photo put on the web site, so perhaps we can settle this, go to the web site, click on the resume page, scroll past Bud the nicest, most polite, well manner, gentleman I ever used to be married too and then view my photo, I have finally gotten around posting it as asked by many followers of this forum. I hope everyone is now satisfied. I as well hope some the put downs will end, and you start saying constructive things about each other.

Savitri Lall

See me at ... www.zgramyachtdeliveries.com

I just do not understand why all you men cheat so much?