Thaksin dies in Israel

While visiting Israel, Thaksin suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker calls the Thai Embassy and says, 'You can have him shipped home for Bht 500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just Bht100.'

The Ambassador thinks about it for a minute and replies that they want Thaksin shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend Bht 500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only Bht100? With the money you save you could line quiet a few pockets in Thailand.

To this the Thai ambassador replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

This is excellent

Good one !

Nice.

Never take a chance on that man!

Let it turned rotten and all bones to ship back. It is lighter and comes in a smaller package too!

LoL, very funny.

To counter these claims thaksin has posted photos of himself at the beach and many people are showing proof of its invalidity on the internet, you can find the link of the proofs on the "Thaksin Photo" topic, although that topic is closed

Thaksin Dies In Israel?

We should be so lucky

Edited April 29, 201016 yr by Jingthing

Genuine LOL

It was OK ten years ago the old ones are the best.

This is excellent

thats a good one.

Same as in a recent Thai magazine,read "Hitler died".Page 70/71

KSKS,as in Khu Sang,Khu Som,always a Beau and a Beauty on the front cover.

He,T said some weeks agao,if I lied I shall be dead in 4 weeks time,maybe a prophecy fullfilled.