Old Farmer

[AltumAngel]

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard. The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?" "What?" She yells back. "A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams. "What?" "MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?" "Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"

[Slaps]

Have you thought about seeking help?

[joe552]

Racism alive and well and living in Singapore

[skipvice]

what I want to know is how AltumAngel is a newbie,she has been on thaivisa for a long time???????????????

[PhilHarries]

what I want to know is how AltumAngel is a newbie,she has been on thaivisa for a long time???????????????

That's what occupied my thoughts more than the standard AA quality joke.

[sinom]

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what I want to know is how AltumAngel is a newbie,she has been on thaivisa for a long time???????????????

<br />That's what occupied my thoughts more than the standard AA quality joke.<br />

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I reckon it's a "mod" conspiracy to keep her out of .......... sshhhhh ...... you know where !

[Crossy]

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what I want to know is how AltumAngel is a newbie,she has been on thaivisa for a long time???????????????

<br />That's what occupied my thoughts more than the standard AA quality joke.<br />

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I reckon it's a "mod" conspiracy to keep her out of .......... sshhhhh ...... you know where !

555 Absolutely, that's why we made posts in the jokes forum (and a couple of other places) not increase the post count.

AA only posts here so 'she' remains a noob forever