These items may have not been invented here but are definitely must haves:

1. Poy-sian(menthol nasal inhaler)-Diamonds may be a girl's best friend but give one of these to your thai BG if you want to win a her heart or better yet give her 2 and marvel as she walks around with them dangling from her nose. You know she really digs you if she asks to borrow yours.

2. Electrified Mosquito tennis racket-Few joys in life greater than swatting a mossie...or better yet 5 or 6 in a row. The real joy for sadists comes in getting a cockroach in this mobile execution device.

3. The baht bus-Can serve as personal limo, ambulance, road block, protest vehicle, and many more uses......

Add your favs....

Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one.

Edited May 4, 201016 yr by mca

the brooms for sweeping and the awesomeness of look toong!

prick nam plaa

The food.

everywhere the food!!!!!

and cheap smokes, beer, transport, food, cinema, rent um...... F$#@G EVERYTHING!!!!!

that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product

that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product

thai weed = dirt weed

Tong Yord (the small round yellow thing that is eaten as a desert)

Issan sausages.

Hands down,,, The ladies

Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one.

ditto

that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product

thai weed = dirt weed

Not back in da day!

Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one.

ditto

I concur!

Embarrassing as it sounds, I too gotta vote for the bum gun. I miss it when I'm back in the west.

I also put in a vote for the barbecued sticky rice.

that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product

thai weed = dirt weed

Believe or not: that's from my garden!

P.S.1: the compressed crap that you buy is coming from Lao and full of formalin

P.S.2: bong is a Thai word... and local growers are keeping their own crop for personal consumption

The Laos brothels in Udon Thani where I get my meat for 150 baht an ass.

The 'Good Lord' gave us water, Man made us paper and Thailand had the answer all along to save the trees.

Birdy iced coffee, those white doughy balls with minced pork in, Sang Som, 100km ride in a taxi for £20, Leng Kee's roast dack/duck with gravy, full BBQ chicken from that cart outside Sutus Court (does 2 or 3 meals), washing my smalls and them being dry in an hour, I could go on all day!

Dozo, the rice crackers you get in 7-11.

And obviously the arse blaster hose.

"Garamel" as my wife calls it from Koh Samui aloi mak mak

Chiang Mai sausages with sticky rice.

Durian chips.

Copy video games.

Believe or not: that's from my garden!

i don't believe you, but you went far into google images to find that pic, so at least you showed some effort

Embarrassing as it sounds, I too gotta vote for the bum gun. I miss it when I'm back in the west.

Another vote for the bum gun from me.

The beer condom.

A hand drawn Thai map. You never thought you could get lost until you tried following a hand drawn Thai map.

I also vote for the bum gun.

But, I see so many beautiful crafts at the night market that are truly unique. Unfortunately, I can only pack so much stuff in my suitcase, and I only choose few special items for my grandkids. I see wood carvings that must take hours to make, and yet sell for so little. Same for the lovely stuffed toys. I think I can paint and draw until I see the work done by Thai artists.

the view landscape and nature is awesome here, i have never seen it anywhere else, although i've been to too less places to be able to make a comparison but the view of nature in thailand looks it comes directly from the amazing photos i see on the internet.

I agree that the Thai bum gun is a keeper, although I prefer the Japanese automatic one which has a command module at your side where you can choose water temp, pressure, “massage”, etc……..gives a whole new meaning to taking a dump…..the only danger is if you can’t read jap and get a blast of scalding hot water up yer dorsal vent….

Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one.

ditto

Soapies and of course the arse spray.