Worst Chat Up Lines

[Spee]

"There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another? "

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Do you have any Irish in you?

No?

Do you want some?

[Spee]

A pretty girl and an ugly girl are walking by the sidewalk cafe.

The guy yells out a cat call ... "Hellllooo Dreamboat!"

The ugly girl turns to look.

The guy returns with .... "No, not you Shipwreck!"

[SeaVisionBurma]

(self to appropriate female of interest)

"Hi, my name is SVB. Great to meet me, the pleasure's all yours"

or

"So anyway, that's enough about me, let's talk about you! What do you think about me?"

above lines are for those times when alcohol-fuelled bravado makes one egotistical, ten feet tall, and bullet proof.

[TheAceFace]

"Do you like Chicken"?

"errrm"

"Suck my co£k its fowl"

or

"They are like to puppies fighting in a basket, can I have the one with the shiny nose"

[aughie]

(self to appropriate female of interest)

"Hi, my name is SVB.  Great to meet me, the pleasure's all yours"

or

"So anyway, that's enough about me, let's talk about you!  What do you think about me?"

above lines are for those times when alcohol-fuelled bravado makes one egotistical, ten feet tall, and bullet proof.  

It helps if the target is drunk too.

Edited June 14, 2005 by aughie

[sadman]

"Do you like fruit? Suck this, it's a peach."

"Do you like jewellery? Suck this, it's a gem".

These are said to be absolutely irresistible to all women. I, however, appear to always to end up at lesbians' conventions, judging by my success rate. Must be that. Can't be anything else. Surely.