IsaanAussie Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm "I'd like to buy a horth" He says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that... "Can I see her wun awound?"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musongman Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I knew it as "The Horse Lisperer" some long time ago...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBullHorn Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 hahaha...but seriously, how much does a stallion cost in Thailand? It's kinda nice to have one around in the farm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 For Sale: Old tractor. Missing the seat. Missing the steering wheel. Perfect for the farmer that has lost his ass and doesn't know which way to turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaanAussie Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 (edited) Kandahar, They say a picture is worth a thousand words John Deere No seat.bmp IsaanAussie Edited June 21, 2010 by IsaanAussie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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