An Iq Quiz

[Thomas_Merton]

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries

are flat?

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there

is not enough?

3 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

4 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw

a gun at him?

5 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

6 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

7 What is the speed of darkness?

8 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

9 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as

cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

10 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

12 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem

longer?

13 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide,is it

a hostage situation?

14 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

15 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

16 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be

a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

17 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

18 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a

hearing?

19 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

binoculars to look at things on the ground?

20 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the

cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you

naked anyway.

[mnoorsapl]

yyy, very tough questions.

my fav "If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?". Thanks TM.