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Bob

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Bob gets very drunk on Lao Kao, goes home and he gets into bed with his pretty Thai wife. But when he wakes up he's at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter says, ' I'm sorry Bob, but you died in your sleep.'

Bob is understandably very upset. 'I can't die yet - I've got a beautiful young Thai wife,' he begs.

St Peter says, 'OK, I understand. I'll make a special case. You can go back, but it's only possible as a chicken. I'll put you in the back garden.'

'Thanks,' says Bob and he immediately finds himself wandering around the back garden. After a while he feels a pain inside him and he realises that he's about to lay an egg. He pushes it out and then another and another, thinking how happy his 'ti lac' will be in the morning.

Suddenly he feels a slap around the head and hears his wife shout, 'Bob, Bob, wake up - you've sh*t in the bloody bed you stupid farang *&^$%£"*^&%.'

That lao kao will get you every time!:blink::ermm::o

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