Breaking And Entering

[Dragonman]

At about 12 o'clock today, whilst on my computer, I heard shouting outside. Looked out the window to see two young guys running up towards the mountain. My wife went and found out what had happened. Apparently the owner of the property two down had come home for lunch. Heard the tv on in the property. Went in to find two guys on the sofa. They broke in through the back window and left the same way. He found a bottle of whisky on the table, a gay porn film on the dvd and a single unused condom on the sofa. I'm so happy that criminals now practice safe sex when on the job, so to speak.

[fw1]

Interesting little story. Reminds me a bit of one I read about a guy who broke into a sports shop. He jumped down from a window and landed on a pool cue , which went up his back passage and killed him instantly. The police found him impaled and dead on the scene.

[Sarpedon]

OUCH!!

[ken_tick]

NASTY...........

[daleyboy]

At about 12 o'clock today, whilst on my computer, I heard shouting outside. Looked out the window to see two young guys running up towards the mountain. My wife went and found out what had happened. Apparently the owner of the property two down had come home for lunch. Heard the tv on in the property. Went in to find two guys on the sofa. They broke in through the back window and left the same way. He found a bottle of whisky on the table, a gay porn film on the dvd and a single unused condom on the sofa. I'm so happy that criminals now practice safe sex when on the job, so to speak.

Well at least they didnt leave snail trails on the sofa

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Cumming and going

[daleyboy]

Cumming and going 

I know a joke about that want to hear it?

Well i'll tell it anyway

Why is seamen white and urine yellow?

So an Irishman can tell if hes cumming or going.

[soi lurker]

Cumming and going  

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I know a joke about that want to hear it?

Well i'll tell it anyway

Why is seamen white and urine yellow?

So an Irishman can tell if hes cumming or going.

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[dr_Pat_Pong]

Second that