glitterman Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is BACK with the RACK. [such great poetry] I HAVE NEVER EVER TAKEN ANY FORM OF ILLEGAL DRUGS IN MY LIFE,....... I am very proud to say. I have NEVER EVER been tempted or interested in trying illegal drugs in any way what so ever. I do NOT even take simple Paracetamol for when i rarely have a headache. I like to keep my body PURE. I have also not touched a single drop of alcohol for over 20 years, and i was NEVER an alcoholic either. I think that the only bad stuff that gets into my body are food preservatives. I have also [to my knowledge] not spoken to anyone who may of been under the influence of illegal drugs.....I am very proud to say. So really this is a topic that i know absolutely nothing about.....I am very proud to say. I only ever write about circumstances that i have experienced first hand, sooooo................... Many years ago, walking along Beach road promenade towards walking street, as i neared the end of the promenade i heard a voice beside me say "Something for you?" I turned to see a scruffy riff raff rascal [excuse my bad language] Thai man standing off the path questioning me. I was instantly puzzled as to what on earth he meant, but i did not stop. He said it yet again; "Something for you, Maruana". Then i realised that he was a drug dealer. So without stopping i shook my head politely to say 'NO' and got quickly out of there. Rather unpleasureable indeed i should say, what ho. [upper class jargon talk] This was when i first came to Pattaya 8 years ago. Since then EVERYTIME i have ever walked that part of beach road promenade, and the Bali Hai end of Walking Street i have had to endure this same HASSLE. I am very surprised that a plain clothed ferrang policeman has not caught them out . It would be so easy [ i think] for a ferrang Tourist police to pretend to be interested in purchasing this HORRIBLE STUFF and then nab these slimy drug dealing scoundrals Do you enjoy illegal drugs? Why? By Royal Order, i order you to STOP or face public execution, and then you will be sorry [ha ha that will stop you] You will just have to find something else to make you high instead. By Royal Decree i hereby pronounce all drug dealers and users be caught, then stretched upon the rack to a height far exceeding my heroic 6 foot 1 inch height until they confess their contacts, then be hung drawn and quartered and their head boiled and stuck upon the entrance to Walking Street to be made an example of. The Royal Glitterman hath spoken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd barrett Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) Congratulations on having never taken illegal drugs. They are, I understand readily available among the upper class and in the better public schools. I do believe that those who have, at some time experimented with them in their youth will go on to develop a greater understanding of those who go on to abuse them late into adult life. Those with fixed views will not be able to cope with other apsects of life's troubles when they arise. For example if someone stole your bike, you might end up going to pieces and becoming a crack addict within the space of one week. Edited July 23, 2010 by syd barrett 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay1980 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I have also to my knowledge not spoken to anyone who may of been under the influence of illegal drugs.....I am very proud to say. Are you sure? I find it unlikely anyone would want to speak to you if they were not high on class A drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) Never ever tried drugs? I can't say that. Brownie point for the GM, protector of morality. GM's brain -- My brain -- Edited July 23, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 "I turned to see a scruffy riff raff rascal [excuse my bad language] Thai man standing off the path questioning me. I was instantly puzzled as to what on earth he meant, but i did not stop. He said it yet again; "Something for you, Maruana". Then i realised that he was a drug dealer." your IQ is overwhelming. >150 i presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I have also to my knowledge not spoken to anyone who may of been under the influence of illegal drugs.....I am very proud to say. Are you sure? I find it unlikely anyone would want to speak to you if they were not high on class A drugs. Real Quaaludes would be the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I HAVE NEVER EVER TAKEN ANY FORM OF ILLEGAL DRUGS IN MY LIFE,....... I am very proud to say. well you must be on shit loads of prescription drugs then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Discussion about drugs is against Forum rules please see the following rule: 16) Not to post about gambling, betting, pornography, illegal drugs, fake goods/clothing etc and other activities that are officially illegal in Thailand. //CLOSED// 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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