BambinA Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 (edited) Well... he's speaking simplified English... it originates from the English criminals that were deemed so unsociable that they had to be banished thousands of miles away on a large island and then forced to work off their sentence.... It has since developed into a mostly unintelligible language which they like to pass off as English..totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thaaaang yoo tid cher goot buy (thank you teacher , good bye ) thai 's student dialogue (when we finish our English class) thx ja Khun Danny Bambi Edited July 6, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Try this then Bambi, Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. scusi ... non capisci... palar Iglesias ? awwwww.....he speaks in eng !! Bambi bah Well... he's speaking simplified English... it originates from the English criminals that were deemed so unsociable that they had to be banished thousands of miles away on a large island and then forced to work off their sentence.... It has since developed into a mostly unintelligible language which they like to pass off as English.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Try this then Bambi, Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> scusi ... non capisci... palar Iglesias ? awwwww.....he speaks in eng !! Bambi bah <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... he's speaking simplified English... it originates from the English criminals that were deemed so unsociable that they had to be banished thousands of miles away on a large island and then forced to work off their sentence.... It has since developed into a mostly unintelligible language which they like to pass off as English.. totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No wuckin' furries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 You Know Your Life is Dandy When... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> my life is dandy when 1 i know the meaning of "dandy" (include "Toptastic" "Life is Pants" "Beano" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Try this then Bambi, Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Life is dandy when your 125kg and 4% bodyfat.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkexplorer Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Try this then Bambi, Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> scusi ... non capisci... palar Iglesias ? awwwww.....he speaks in eng !! Bambi bah <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... he's speaking simplified English... it originates from the English criminals that were deemed so unsociable that they had to be banished thousands of miles away on a large island and then forced to work off their sentence.... It has since developed into a mostly unintelligible language which they like to pass off as English.. totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No wuckin' furries <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You guys crack me up. A good start for the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkexplorer Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Just reading from the other post. My life would be real Dandy when I have a house with a swimming pool on a golf course. Ahhh! What a life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Try this then Bambi,Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. Ken oaf mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Fer ken oaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Try this then Bambi,Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. Ken oaf mate! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dr_Pat_Pong "Fer ken oaf pood arai kun kor mai roo .... mai roo reung leoy jing jing Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 (edited) (TizMe @ 2005-07-06 22:54:08)Try this then Bambi, Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum ok .. i will try ..(dont Laugh ok?) life is good when you've got a good girl ,you dont have to put up with drongos (bird? ) You get to spend the AVOCADO at the pub and egg on your mates while they make IDIOT of themselves. (ok i dont know ARVO it ..sound like Avocado ) (galahs = idiot ,fool ,Kangaroo) Then you come home full as a crook face. Turn on the TELEVISION and COCKROaCHyourself watching the latest LOVELY comedy. GOOD DIM SUM from chinatown Bambi Edited July 9, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 (edited) Try this then Bambi,Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. Ken oaf mate! dr_Pat_Pong "Fer ken oafpood arai kun kor mai roo .... mai roo reung leoy jing jing Bambi Sorry Bambi... we're just having a little Aussi fun... Translation: "Life is great when you have a good woman and you don't have to tolerate idiots. You get to spend the afternoon at the pub and joke and talk with your friends whilst they make idiots of themselves. The you come home drunk. Turn on the TV and laugh yourself senseless watching a comedy. Jing jing." Oh... and "ken oaf" and "fer ken oaf" is an Aussi way of saying "jing jing"... literal translation "<deleted> oath", or "absolutely true". Edited July 9, 2005 by Jai Dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 (edited) Sorry Bambi... we're just having a little Aussi fun... Translation: "Life is great when you have a good woman and you don't have to tolerate idiots. You get to spend the afternoon at the pub and joke and talk with your friends whilst they make idiots of themselves. The you come home drunk. Turn on the TV and laugh yourself senseless watching a comedy. Jing jing." Oh... and "ken oaf" and "fer ken oaf" is an Aussi way of saying "jing jing"... literal translation "<deleted> oath", or "absolutely true". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gee-Daiiii Maiiitte .... how are you to dieeeeee? lol .. thank ja Khun Jai Dee Bambi Galahs ken oaf Edited July 9, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Life is bonza Great when youve got a good sheila woman and you dont have to put up with drongos idiots. You get to spend the arvo afternoon at the pub Bar and egg urge on your mates while they make galahs fools of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog egg. Turn on the idiot box Television and cack Laugh so much you sh1t yourself watching the latest beut good comedy. Fair dinkum. HonestAn example of Strine which is a unique Australian style of speaking. In the jokes section there was a test on Strine a little while back with some more examples..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Bloody bonzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Okay. Do I Have to Do This only a raised voice, with capital first letters only Mods where are you?? I`m gonna do it... , .... and bloody well Huff, do I have to do everything around here... .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Life is dandy when you can wake up in the morning and realize that you can do exactly whatever you want to do today and every day in the future. When you know that you are where you want to be and you have a good loving spouse. And last but not least when you know that more money will be in your bank account the third of every month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Merton Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Life is dandy when you wake up in the morning... ...period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaiyapoon Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Life is dandy when you wake up in the morning... period. And find yourself back in Thailand again. Enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denby45 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Try this then Bambi, Lif is bonza when youve got a good sheila and you dont have to put up with drongos. You get to spend the arvo at the pub and egg on your mates while they make galahs of themselves. Then you come home full as a goog. Turn on the idiot box and cack yourself watching the latest beut comedy. Fair dinkum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> scusi ... non capisci... palar Iglesias ? awwwww.....he speaks in eng !! Bambi bah <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... he's speaking simplified English... it originates from the English criminals that were deemed so unsociable that they had to be banished thousands of miles away on a large island and then forced to work off their sentence.... It has since developed into a mostly unintelligible language which they like to pass off as English.. totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice one Tots but this is more ya typical OZ Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" . They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits." "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate.." "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive" Den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Good one Denby!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Bloody oath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... he's speaking simplified English... it originates from the English criminals that were deemed so unsociable that they had to be banished thousands of miles away on a large island and then forced to work off their sentence.... It has since developed into a mostly unintelligible language which they like to pass off as English.. totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Life is dandy when im on an island in the glorious sunshine 28 degrees and theres no rain, no haggis, no warm beer, no sentencing for stealing a loaf of bread to feed your family, no plauge, no unfaithful royal family, no smog and definately no whinging............ haha totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Life is dandy when im on an island in the glorious sunshine 28 degrees and theres no rain, no haggis, no warm beer, no sentencing for stealing a loaf of bread to feed your family, no plauge, no unfaithful royal family, no smog and definately no whinging............ haha totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He he he... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 aka Paradise on earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayenram Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Life is dandy when you wake up in the morning... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Things to do today: 1. Get out of bed. 2. Survive the day. 3. Go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard10365 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 For me, Life is dandy when you get yoru first IRS Tax Form 1099R and I'm only 39 years old. A 1099 R is what you get at tax time instead of a W-2. It shows your retirement pension income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devildog683 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 when my wife is on her way here (4 days!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 when my wife is on her way here (4 days!) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 5555 Understandably excited... bet it feels good.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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