A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

Was the teacher teaching English or was he a teacher from England? Taking into account the subject of the post, i suspect he was the latter

Edited August 11, 201015 yr by bloody tiger

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

Was the teacher teaching English or was he a teacher from England? Taking into account the subject of the post, i suspect he was the latter

The person who made this up, was not from England, spelling MOM instead of MUM