As The Ozies Have Gone Off The Page

[Robby nz]

WALK NAKED IN AUSTRALIA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman

other than his wife naked and if he does, he must

commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM all Australian women are

asked to walk out of their house completely

naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for

this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn

chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate

their support for the women and to prove that

they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of

alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further

proof of your patriotism.

The Australian government appreciates your efforts to

root out terrorists and applauds your participation

in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless Australia!