China Here I Come!

[Totster]

I´ve been having these visions of eating pistachios and almonds from china on a boat crossing the andaman as we listen to Mariachi music under a setting sun... Sigh!

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Ahhh ... I can just picture the three of us now....

totster

[kayo]

No NO! no Doh! DOH! No!.... Oh Doc... Please.... Help! HELP!!!!! Stalker alert!!! Arrrghhhh!!!

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I´ve been having these visions of eating pistachios and almonds from china on a boat crossing the andaman as we THREE -No! Wait - TWO!!!!... listen to Mariachi music under a setting sun... Sigh!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Shouldn't this be in the Gay Forum ?

[Totster]

There is at least one female involved... so, no...

totster

[Boon Mee]

Shouldn't this be in the Gay Forum ?

To the sound of some Barry Manilow music perhaps?

[Totster]

Shouldn't this be in the Gay Forum ?

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To the sound of some Barry Manilow music perhaps?

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Stop trying to push your fantasies onto us Boony.....

totster

[khall64au]

No NO! no Doh! DOH! No!.... Oh Doc... Please.... Help! HELP!!!!! Stalker alert!!! Arrrghhhh!!!

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I´ve been having these visions of eating pistachios and almonds from china on a boat crossing the andaman as we THREE -No! Wait - TWO!!!!... listen to Mariachi music under a setting sun... Sigh!

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Yes Chris... er... Kayo ...

You were there sorry... am getting confused. How many of us are in this boat? By the way, the pistachios and almonds are Californian.

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi (bugger off Barry)

And I can see you lurking too Tots

[kayo]

Yes Chris... er... Kayo ... 

You were there ... sorry... am getting confused. How many of us are in this boat? By the way, the pistachios and almonds are Californian.

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi (bugger off Barry) ( edit kayo:D    )And I can see you lurking too Tots  ...

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Let´s tie Tot´s up to a rope at the back of the boat and let him skinny surf the wake as you tell me more...

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi..........and then?....

[Boon Mee]

Shouldn't this be in the Gay Forum ?

To the sound of some Barry Manilow music perhaps?

Stop trying to push your fantasies onto us Boony.....

totster

Hey! You didn't appreciate B. Manilow's "Mandy"?

Or how about that lovely tune "Rio"?

[khall64au]

Yes Chris... er... Kayo ... 

You were there ... sorry... am getting confused. How many of us are in this boat? By the way, the pistachios and almonds are Californian.

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi (bugger off Barry) ( edit kayo:D    )And I can see you lurking too Tots  ...

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Let´s tie Tot´s up to a rope at the back of the boat and let him skinny surf the wake as you tell me more...

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi..........and then?....

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I KNEW they'd all be listening ... am gonna have to whisper this.....

[BambinA]

whip Kayo and Tots

bambi

[Totster]

Yes Chris... er... Kayo ...

You were there ... sorry... am getting confused. How many of us are in this boat? By the way, the pistachios and almonds are Californian.

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi (bugger off Barry) ( edit kayo:D )And I can see you lurking too Tots ...

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Let´s tie Tot´s up to a rope at the back of the boat and let him skinny surf the wake as you tell me more...

So there we were ... Andaman Sea, setting sun, mariachi..........and then?....

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Woohahahaha.... I'm back... and I have beer...

totster

[khall64au]

Tots,

Ya can't beer with almonds, mariachi, setting sun.... while your surfing behind a boat .....

[Totster]

Tots,

Ya can't beer with almonds, mariachi, setting sun.... while your surfing behind  a boat ..... 

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i've got one of those hats where you can stick a beer can on either side and use a straw to drink..... so I can..

totster

[kayo]

Wow!!!... How about it.. .This is at least a three or four way relationship.-..... I am not talking about Tots or Bambina... I´m talking about our relationship here Khall... How many threads are we doing this on... I´ve just introduced our relationship on the farang lady diatribe thread as well!

[khall64au]

Wow!!!... How about it.. .This is at least a three or four way relationship.-..... I am not talking about Tots or Bambina... I´m talking about our relationship here Khall... How many threads are we doing this on... I´ve just introduced our relationship on the farang lady diatribe thread as well!

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You told ALL the girls??

[kayo]

WHat can I say.... I´m proud!!!

[khall64au]

WHat can I say.... I´m proud!!!

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That is SO sweet

Kayo... Totster is stalking me ... will you please ground him when you see him?

[Totster]

Kayo... Totster is stalking me ... will you please ground him when you see him?

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I'm not stalking... am I...?

anyway ... don't be so harsh.. you know how much I like to fly...

totster

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Who whoa whoa, EXCUSE ME!

Tut tut tut, I dunno, I turn my back for a few days and my thread turns into a sexually ambiguous flirt fest.

Unbelievable.

Anyway Kayo, she's got a Scampy car sticker so don't get your hopes too high mate.

...Or did she peel it off after I drank from that Reebok?

[Totster]

...Or did she peel it off after I drank from that Reebok? 

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OMG... it was a Reebok... it's worse than I thought..

totster

[khall64au]

Who whoa whoa, EXCUSE ME!

Tut tut tut, I dunno, I turn my back for a few days and my thread turns into a sexually ambiguous flirt fest.

Unbelievable.

Anyway Kayo, she's got a Scampy car sticker so don't get your hopes too high mate.

...Or did she peel it off after I drank from that Reebok? 

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Sorry guys.... I could see him coming and I TRIED TO WARN YOU

Actually, Scampy it was the snot on the keyboard that did it!!!! (see earlier post)

[The Gentleman Scamp]

How do you know it was snot?

Might have been the sashimi I was eating at the time.

[khall64au]

Hey Scampy!!! ... any big reason why new started a new China topic?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

He loves new topics

[mpdkorat]

. Watch out for mongolian chicks though.

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Ah yes! Good advice in the mongolian chicks from Blake7

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Why.... ???

totster

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They are well known as scam girls. They get you hooked, then get you to lend or give money, then bugger off. A friend of mine fell head over heels over one girl. She persuaded him to lend her $10,000 US. He did, she was never to be seen again.

The Power of love………

[dereklev]

. Watch out for mongolian chicks though.

Ah yes! Good advice in the mongolian chicks from Blake7

Why.... ???

totster

They are well known as scam girls. They get you hooked, then get you to lend or give money, then bugger off. A friend of mine fell head over heels over one girl. She persuaded him to lend her $10,000 US. He did, she was never to be seen again.

The Power of love………

Not like Thai BGs then..........

They tend to hang around with repeat requests! !

Just curious mdp but why did your friend give her $10,000, do they have Sick Buffalo Syndome in Mongolia too? !

[Totster]

. Watch out for mongolian chicks though.

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Ah yes! Good advice in the mongolian chicks from Blake7

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Why.... ???

totster

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They are well known as scam girls. They get you hooked, then get you to lend or give money, then bugger off. A friend of mine fell head over heels over one girl. She persuaded him to lend her $10,000 US. He did, she was never to be seen again.

The Power of love………

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Not like Thai BGs then..........

They tend to hang around with repeat requests! !

Just curious mdp but why did your friend give her $10,000, do they have Sick Buffalo Syndome in Mongolia too? !

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No shortage of dopey buggers willing to part with their cash... and no shortage of those willing to help...

totster

[Narachon]

. Watch out for mongolian chicks though.

Ah yes! Good advice in the mongolian chicks from Blake7

Why.... ???

totster

They are well known as scam girls. They get you hooked, then get you to lend or give money, then bugger off. A friend of mine fell head over heels over one girl. She persuaded him to lend her $10,000 US. He did, she was never to be seen again.

The Power of love………

Back at the TV Pissup party, Lojack and Ilyushin told me that Mongolian chicks were really hot looking, Chinese looking ladies with curvy big ass / boobs genes from Russian ancestry. And they said that they were all hanging out at club on this street in Beijing somewhere...I can't remember, I was so drunk when they were talking to me...

[The Gentleman Scamp]

The Power of love...

Don't you mean beauty?