"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with

a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Sean O'Conner?

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin

her reputation."

"Well, Sean, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so

you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast

lad, Sean O'Conner and I admire that. But you've

sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church

mass for three months. Be off with you now."

Sean walks back to his pew. His friend Roger slides

over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

Please mate keep em coming

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