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Hey, I was eating some great spicy thai food. you know thailand has the best food in the world right? And the only place with spicy food right?

Well i was reaching over for my Beer Chang and my elbow pressed down on a spoon full of fish sause and it went right into my eye!! IT BURNS!

Is there some ancient thai techniqe to make the burning stop? Do I have to pray to some papaya? Or maybe bow on the ground in front of some statute of some dragon with 4 heads and give it some SUPER WAI?

Help it still burns and I can't open my eye all the way. So it is making shopping hard....I can't decide which number on the menu to choose at Mcdonalds.

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Hey, I was eating some great spicy thai food. you know thailand has the best food in the world right? And the only place with spicy food right?

Well i was reaching over for my Beer Chang and my elbow pressed down on a spoon full of fish sause and it went right into my eye!! IT BURNS!

Is there some ancient thai techniqe to make the burning stop? Do I have to pray to some papaya? Or maybe bow on the ground in front of some statute of some dragon with 4 heads and give it some SUPER WAI?

Help it still burns and I can't open my eye all the way. So it is making shopping hard....I can't decide which number on the menu to choose at Mcdonalds.

i think the main thing here is that if you see someone heading towards you holding chopsticks is that you should run away!!!

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Hey, I was eating some great spicy thai food. you know thailand has the best food in the world right? And the only place with spicy food right?

Well i was reaching over for my Beer Chang and my elbow pressed down on a spoon full of fish sause and it went right into my eye!! IT BURNS!

Is there some ancient thai techniqe to make the burning stop? Do I have to pray to some papaya? Or maybe bow on the ground in front of some statute of some dragon with 4 heads and give it some SUPER WAI?

Help it still burns and I can't open my eye all the way. So it is making shopping hard....I can't decide which number on the menu to choose at Mcdonalds.

Hi Som Tam,

My grandmother used to have a remedy for eye problems. She used to fill a egg cup full of coke a cola and tilt her head back with egg cup pressed to her eye. She would leave it there for 2 minutes.

Hope this helps. :o

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Hi Som Tam,

My grandmother used to have a remedy for eye problems. She used to fill a egg cup full of coke a cola and tilt her head back with egg cup pressed to her eye. She would leave it there for 2 minutes.

Hope this helps.  :D

Ouch! And when you're done etching your cornea with carbolic acid, try the final solution for swimmers: fill your goggles (or eye cup, or egg cup, as the case may be) with fresh pastuerized milk and do the same thing Jeffrey describes above. Milk sooths. :o

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Hey, I was eating some great spicy thai food. you know thailand has the best food in the world right? And the only place with spicy food right?

Well i was reaching over for my Beer Chang and my elbow pressed down on a spoon full of fish sause and it went right into my eye!! IT BURNS!

Is there some ancient thai techniqe to make the burning stop? Do I have to pray to some papaya? Or maybe bow on the ground in front of some statute of some dragon with 4 heads and give it some SUPER WAI?

Help it still burns and I can't open my eye all the way. So it is making shopping hard....I can't decide which number on the menu to choose at Mcdonalds.

Hi Som Tam,

My grandmother used to have a remedy for eye problems. She used to fill a egg cup full of coke a cola and tilt her head back with egg cup pressed to her eye. She would leave it there for 2 minutes.

Hope this helps. :D

That sounds pretty dangerous to me! :D !

If you put a piece of raw meat in coke and leave it a while the meat will dissolve. :o

How about an eyewash from a pharmacy! :D !

But then you might just be a trolling sh1t <deleted> as previously suggested.... :D

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Her's a clue .....

HA HA HA HA HA HA.........Made me laugh. That was me....Heh heh heh....Damm Yes i am 29 but still think like a 16 year old or 12 year old or whatever..But NO Seriouly here for a second. Obviously my online personality is much different than my real personality...In real life I am much cooler. I mean I am KOOL.......

Who left the back door open ? :o

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