Don'T Start Threads Telling Other Thaivisa Members Not To Do Something

[luckizuchinni]

Don't preach on what not to do in Thailand (say, for example, telling people not to wai to waitresses, not to say "same-same," or not to call yourself "Khun" --of course, these are just hypothetical examples.)

When you do that, it really makes you seem like a plonker, a tosser, and a <deleted>. (Of course, now I am the plonker/<deleted>/tosser for starting this thread.).

[geriatrickid]

Well, I don't think you should excavate your nose while standing in line at Carrefour.

I also don't think you should pee on the toilet, the toilet stall floor andthe leg of the guy next to you if you are at the urinal.

BTW, another do not do, is to try and get a peek of someone at the urinal.

Oh, and whatever you do, do not, I repeat do not grab a kathoey's breasts and ask if they are real.

[bkkjames]

Ok OP....

1. Do believe tuk tuk drivers

2. Get that grade a 100 dollar suit

3. The palace closes 3 days a week

4. Kiss everyone's behind and hand out 20 baht notes to every begger

5. Really, the rubies and emeralds are the safest purchase here...

[nocturn]

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[Thakkar]

Do not stare at other people's girlfriends with your hand in your pocket and your tongue hanging out. Makes you look like a wanke_r.

[onnut]

Stop complaining about the price of items in restaurants. If you want it then pay for it, if you don't want to pay that amount then go to another place.

[onnut]

Don't marry bar girls.

[onnut]

Don't reply to my post

[bonobo]

I don't know. Both Geriatrick kid and Thakkar have offered pretty useful "don't do this advice."

[luckizuchinni]

I don't know. Both Geriatrick kid and Thakkar have offered pretty useful "don't do this advice."

Now I stand corrected.

[neverdie]

Don't reply to my post

Okay.

[IanForbes]

When you do that, it really makes you seem like a plonker, a tosser, and a <deleted>. (Of course, now I am the plonker/<deleted>/tosser for starting this thread.).

Are you saying you ARE a <deleted> or you HAVE a <deleted>? In that case I'll just toss'er and plonk'er. And if you have a friend then I'll just do same, same.

[neverdie]

I don't know. Both Geriatrick kid and Thakkar have offered pretty useful "don't do this advice."

Clearly you didnt see my "Don't eat yellow snow" thread

[harrry]

Well, I don't think you should excavate your nose while standing in line at Carrefour.

I also don't think you should pee on the toilet, the toilet stall floor andthe leg of the guy next to you if you are at the urinal.

BTW, another do not do, is to try and get a peek of someone at the urinal.

Oh, and whatever you do, do not, I repeat do not grab a kathoey's breasts and ask if they are real.

So that is the kind of thing in the 10 page code of con duct!

[onnut]

You know what? Do whatever the hel_l you want! We like a good laugh and sob story on TV.

Make sure you report back here though.

[Thakkar]

I don't know. Both Geriatrick kid and Thakkar have offered pretty useful "don't do this advice."

Clearly you didnt see my "Don't eat yellow snow" thread

Gag. NOW you tell me.

[neverdie]

You know what? Do whatever the hel_l you want! We like a good laugh and sob story on TV.

Make sure you report back here though.

Agreed. Also make sure you post when you are leaving to go somewhere else for a few days/weeks/months/forever and make sure you don't miss telling us what you dislike about Thailand. All the pratts do that.

PS: Its always good to finish one of those threads with comments about riding in Business or First class on the way

[metisdead]

I don't know. Both Geriatrick kid and Thakkar have offered pretty useful "don't do this advice."

Clearly you didnt see my "Don't eat yellow snow" thread

Unless it's this kind of yellow snow:

Yellow_Snow.wmv

[mca]

Don't go to a local temple, pick out the smallest novice monk and ask if you can buy him as a souvenir.

[StreetCowboy]

You know what? Do whatever the hel_l you want! We like a good laugh and sob story on TV.

Make sure you report back here though.

Agreed. Also make sure you post when you are leaving to go somewhere else for a few days/weeks/months/forever and make sure you don't miss telling us what you dislike about Thailand. All the pratts do that.

PS: Its always good to finish one of those threads with comments about riding in Business or First class on the way

What would YOU choose as a topic for your last thread, if you were moving on or passing on?

SC

[mca]

What would YOU choose as a topic for your last thread, if you were moving on or passing on?

SC

" I've had a blowjob from my grandad "

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neverdie]

What would YOU choose as a topic for your last thread, if you were moving on or passing on?

SC

" I've had a blowjob from my grandad "

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive suspected you of this all along.

[thaimite]

Don't start threads telling people not to start threads telling people what to not to do

[canuckamuck]

Don't:

-believe your bar girl loves you

-feed the soi dogs

-speak Thai really loudly so everyone in the store can hear you poot Thai Gang

-drive across town to save 5 baht on fish sauce

-burn your bridges back home

-wear socks with sandals

-wear a singlet unless you are fit

-wear swimming trunks in the mall

-marry someone you have to speak baby talk to

-marry someone who's most notable achievement in life so far has been catching the right bus from Udon to Bangkok

-move here if you can't afford it

-invest your life savings in something under someone else's name

-make Naam angry

-bring me down

[mca]

burn your bridges back home

What if you used to be a demolition engineer specializing in spans?

[canuckamuck]

burn your bridges back home

What if you used to be a demolition engineer specializing in spans?

You can burn other peoples bridges

[harrry]

burn your bridges back home

What if you used to be a demolition engineer specializing in spans?

In that case leave before the blow (up) job

[Fatdog]

What would YOU choose as a topic for your last thread, if you were moving on or passing on?

SC

" I've had a blowjob from my grandad "

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the best post I have ever seen on TV, thanks for the laugh, it has made my day.

FD :jap:

PS you are not a waitress are you?

[Ulysses G.]

make sure you don't miss telling us what you dislike about Thailand. All the pratts do that.

[mca]

What would YOU choose as a topic for your last thread, if you were moving on or passing on?

SC

" I've had a blowjob from my grandad "

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the best post I have ever seen on TV, thanks for the laugh, it has made my day.

FD :jap:

PS you are not a waitress are you?

I'm whatever you want me to be if the price is right Fatdog you saucy boy

DISCLAIMER: MCA HAS NEVER HAD A BLOWJOB FROM HIS GRANDFATHER NOR IS HE A FETISH DRESSING MALE PROSTITUTE. HE'S JUST PISSING ABOUT BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOUR OR COME TO THINK OF IT ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER SENDS HIM ANOTHER INSULTING PM.