Net Speak

[bkkmadness]

K, I just seen Kringles GAG and had to look up what it meant coz I thought he was vomiting. Apparently it means Get a Grip.

I know we have had this kind of thing before on here with net speak explained but maybe this be a useful thing to pin for some people that aren't quite as clued up as others. You could call it Bkkmadness' Extremely Helpful Netspeak or simply Netspeak since I just pinched it off a website.

I know thaivisa is a bit of a pipe and slippers demographic so maybe help them out too. (just kidding lads or J/K as us youthful ones say.)

I know theres a lot here and it could be cut down a bit and of course we need our regular LOS, LBFM, LT, ST, BBJ and all that added, well maybe not the last ones, its of course not that kind of forum and none of us would stoop to a bit of ST with a LBFM.

OK theres some mad ones in the whole lot I have posted actually that will never be used so I say cut out the crap ones and put our own in and title it ThaiVisa Forum Netspeak or something like that and pin it up the top.

Of course maybe it's sacrifice of the great English language but considering I went onto a website today and the flag to click was half a Union Jack and half a Stars and Stripes maybe thats a losing battle anyway (cue Thomas Merton).

anyway,

l8z

$0.02 - Throwing in your two cent's worth

? - Please explain

?4U - Question for you

1FTR - One For The Road

24/7 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

2L8 - Too Late

2U2 - To you too

3D - Three-Dimensional

404 - I haven't a clue (error message 404, address not found)

^5 - High Five

A/S/L - Age/Sex/Location

A/S/L/P - Age/Sex/Location/Picture

AA - Alcoholics Anonymous

AAA - Any Advice Appreciated

AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact

ADGR - Any Donations Gratefully Received

ADN - Any Day Now

AFAIAA - As Far As I Am Aware

AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK - As Far As I Know

AFAIR - As Far As I Recall

AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It

AFK - Away From Keyboard

AGAN - As Good As New

AI - As If

AIC - Ain't It Cool

AISB - As I Said Before

AISI - As I See It

AIUI - As I Understand It

AIW - As It Were

AKA - Also Known As

ALOIA - A Lot Of It Anyway

AMAP - As Many/Much As Possible

AMF - Adios, MotherF'r or Adios, My Friend

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

ANAWFOS - And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

APAC - All Praise And Credit

APITN - A Pain In The Neck

ASAP - As Soon As Possible

ASCII - American Standard Code for Information Interchange

ASWGAFF - Ask Someone Who Gives A Flying F-!

ATB - All The Best

ATM - At The Moment

ATS - Across The Street

ATTN - Attention

ATTYO - Anything That Turns You On

AWCIGO - And Where Can I Get One?

AWGTHTGTTA? - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?

AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet?

AWOL - Absent WithOut Leave

AYT? - Are You There?

B2B - Business-to-Business

B2C - Business-to-Consumer

B4 - Before

B4N - Bye For Now

BA - Bedroom Activity

BAC - By Any Chance

BAC - Back At Computer

BAD - Broken As Designed

BAK - Back At Keyboard

BAMF - Bad Assed MotherF'r

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

BAY - Back At You

BBFN - Bye Bye For Now

BBIAB - Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF - Be Back In A Few

BBL - Be Back Later

BBN - Bye Bye Now

BBR - Burnt Beyond Repair

BBS - Be Back Soon

BBS - Bulletin Board System

B/C - Because

BC - Basket Case or Be Cool

BCC - Blind Carbon Copy

BCNU - Be Seein' You

BEG - Big Evil Grin

BF - Boyfriend

BFD - Big F'ing Deal

BFG - Big Friendly Giant or Big F'ing Gun

BFH - Big F'ing Hammer

BFI - Brute Force and Ignorance

BFMI - Brute Force and Massive Ignorance

BFN - Bye For Now

BFOG - Blouse Full Of Goodies

BG - Big Grin

BIBO - Beer In, Beer Out

BIC - Best In Class

BIF - Basis In Fact

BIL - Brother-In-Law

BION - Believe It Or Not

BIOYIOP - Blow It Out Your I/O Port

BIOYA - Blow It Out Your Ass

BITD - Beaten It To Death

BKA - Better Known As

BMF - Bad MotherF'r

BMOC - Big Man On Campus

BMTIPG - Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

BNF - Big Name Fan

BOC - But Of Course

BOF - Birds Of a Feather

BOFH - Bastard (system) Operator From ######

BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

BOS - Big Orange Switch

BOT - Back On Topic

BOTE - Back Of The Envelope

BRB - Be Right Back

BRS - Big Red Switch

BS - Bull S***

BSEG - Big S*** Eating Grin

BSF - But Seriously Folks

BSG - Big Smiling Grin or Broad Sweeping Generalisation

BSOD - Blue Screen Of Death (error message)

BTA - But Then Again

BTAICBW - But Then Again I Could Be Wrong

BTAIM - Be That As It May

BTDT - Been There, Done That

BTL - Better Than Life

BTO - Build/Built To Order or Big Time Operator

BTOBD - Be There Or Be Dead

BTSOOM - Beats The S*** Out Of Me

BTTH - Boot To The Head

BTTT - Back To The Top

BTW - By The Way

BUAF - Butt Ugly ASCII Font

^BUMP^ - Bring Up My Post (sending topic back to the top)

BWL - Bursting With Laughter

BWQ - BuzzWord Quotient

BWTG - Big Way To Go

BY - Busy

BYKT - But You Knew That

BYKTA - But You Knew That Already

BYOB - Bring Your Own Bottle

BYOH - Bat You On the Head

C&G - Chuckle and Grin

C/O - Care Of

CAB - Cheap Ass Bastard/Bitch

CADET - Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try

CB - Call Back

CC - Carbon Copy

CE - Creative Editing

CF - Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F'd (meaning similar to SNAFU)

CFD - Call For Discussion

CFV - Call For Votes

CHUR - See How You Are

CICO - Coffee In, Coffee Out

CID - Consider It Done

CID - Crying In Disgrace

CIO - Check It Out

CL - Cross Link

CLAB - Crying Like A Baby

CM - Call Me

CMIIW - Correct Me If I'm Wrong

CNP - Continued (in my) Next Post

CO - COnference

COD - Cash On Delivery

Cof$ - Church of Scientology

CP - Chat Post

CPF? - Can Pigs Fly?

CRAFT - Can't Remember A F'ing Thing

CRBT - Crying Real Big Tears

CRPG - Character/Computer Role-Playing Game

CRS - Can't Remember S***

CS - Cop Shop (police station)

CS - Customer Service/Support

CSG - Chuckle, Snicker, Grin

CTTD - Cute Things They Do

CTTS - Cute Things They Say

CU - See You

CUL - See You Later

CUL8R - See You Later

CUOP - Catch Up On Posts

CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time

CWYL - Chat With You Later

CYA - See You

CYA - Cover Your Ass

CYAL8R - See You Later

CYL - See You Later

CYM - Check Your Mail

DAY - Dreamed About You

DBA - Doing Business As

DBL - Don't Be Long

DBN - Doing Business - Not!

DC - Distributed Computing

DD - Darling Daughter

DDG - Drop Dead Gorgeous

DDI - Don't Do It

DEU - Dumb End User

DFU - Don't Forget Units

DGUTDJ - Don't Give Up The Day Job

DHB - Don't Hurry Back

DIGAD - Do I Give A ######?

DIIK - Damned If I Know

DIL - Daughter-In-Law

DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A F***?

DIY - Do It Yourself

DK - Don't Know

DKU - Drop Kick Ugly

DL or D/L - Download

DLG - Devilish Little Grin

DLTBBB - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

DNA - Did Not Answer

DNPM - Darn Near P'd Myself

DOA - Dead On Arrival

DOB - Date/Day Of Birth

DOM - Dirty Old Man

DQM - Don't Quote Me

DRA - Don't Recognise Acronyms

DS - Darling Son

DTD - Document Type Definition

DTM? - Does That Mean?

DTOKAB - Drop To One Knee And Blow

DTP - DeskTop Publishing

DTRT - Do The Right Thing

DUCWIC - Do you see What I see?

DUK - Dead Upon Keyboard

DWBH - Don't Worry, Be Happy

DWIM - Do What I Mean

DWISNWID - Do What I Say, Not What I Do

DYE - ###### Your Eyes!

DYHWIH - Do You Hear What I Hear?

DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When

DYSWIS - Do You See What I See?

E2EG - Ear to Ear Grin

EAK - Eating At Keyboard

ED - Emotionally Disturbed

EDP - Emotionally Disturbed Person

EG - Evil Grin

EIF - Exercise In Futility

EMS - E-Mail Shorthand

EMSG - Email Message

EOB - End Of Business

EOD - End Of Discussion

EOF - End Of File

EOL - End Of Lecture

EOM - End Of Matter/Message

EOT - End Of Thread (i.e. don't reply to this message)

ES&D - Eat S*** and Die

ESOSL - Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter

ESP - ESPecially

ETA - Estimated Time of Arrival

ETD - Estimated Time of Departure

ETLA - Extended Three Letter Acronym

F2F - Face to Face

FAO - For Attention Of

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

FC - Fingers Crossed

FEIYD - ForEver In Your Debt

<deleted> - For F's Sake

FISH - First In, Still Here

FITB - Fill In The Blank_________

FNAR - For No Apparent Reason

FNAR - (expression used to indicate a double entendre)

FOAD - F*** Off And Die

FOAF - Friend Of A Friend

FOC - Free Of Charge

FOFL - Falling On Floor Laughing

FOS - Full Of S***

FOTCL - Falling Off The Chair Laughing

FOTW - Flags Of The World

FOTW - Flame Of The Week

FR - For Real

FTBOMH - From The Bottom Of My Heart

FTF - Face To Face

FTL - Follow The Link

FTTT - From Time To Time

FTW - F*** The World

FUBAR - F'd Up Beyond All Recognition /Repair

FUD - (spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FWIW - For What It's Worth

FX - Effects

FYA - For Your Amusement

FYE - For Your Entertainment

FYEO - For Your Eyes Only

FYI - For Your Information

< G > - Grin (add < > for bigger grins)

G2G - Got to Go

GA - Go Ahead

GAC - Get A Clue

GAFIA - Get Away From It All

GAG - Get A Grip

GAL - Get A Life

GAS - Greetings And Salutations

GBH - Great Big Hug or Grievous Bodily Harm

GF - Girlfriend

GFN - Gone For Now

GG - Good Game

GGL - Giggle

GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out

GIWIST - Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GJ - Good Job

GL - Good Luck

GLGH - Good Luck and Good Hunting

GM - Good Move

GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike

GOLL - Getting/Got One Long List

GR&D - Grinning, Running and Ducking

GTG - Got To Go

GTH - Go To Him/Her

GTH - Go To ######

GTSY - Glad To See You

GYPO - Get Your Pants Off

< H > - Hug

H&K - Hugs and Kisses

HAGD - Have A Good Day

HAGN - Have A Good Night

HAGO - Have A Good One

HAND - Have A Nice Day

HB - Hurry Back or Hug Back

HF - Have Fun

HH - Holding Hands

HHIS - Hanging Head In Shame

HHOJ - Ha Ha, Only Joking

HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HHOS - Ha Ha, Only Serious

HIWTH - Hate It When That Happens

HOAS - Hold On A Second

HSH - Home Sweet Home

HTH - Hope This/That Helps

HWISTKT - How Was I Supposed To Know That

IAC - In Any Case

IAE - In Any Event

IAGW - In A Good Way

IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer

IBALD - It's Been A Long Day

IBM - Inadequate Business Management

IC - I See

ICBW - I Could Be Wrong

ICQ - I Seek You

ICYDK - In Case You Didn't Know

IDGI - I Don't Get It

IDK - I Don't Know

IDTT - I'll Drink To That!

IFU - I F'd Up

IGP - I Gotta Pee

IIDKB - If I Didn't Know Better

IIRC - If I Remember Correctly

IIWY - If I Were You

IK - I Know

IKWYM - I Know What You Mean

ILU - I Love you

ILY - I Love You

IM - Instant Message

IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion

IMCO - In My Considered Opinion

IME - In My Experience

IMHO - In My Humble Opinion

IMNERHO - In My Not Even Remotely Humble Opinion

IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO - In My Opinion

INC - INCluding or INClusive

INPO - In No Particular Order

IOH - I'm Outta Here

IOW - In Other Words

IPN - I'm Posting Naked

IRC - Internet Relay Chat

IRL - In Real Life

IRMC - I Rest My Case

IRO - In Region Of

IS - I'm Sorry

ISC - I Stand Corrected

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

ISP - Internet Service Provider

ISTM - It Seems To Me

ISTR - I Seem To Recall

ISWYM - I See What You Mean

ITRO - In The Region Of

ITRW - In The Real World

IWALU - I Will Always Love You

IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If

IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean

IYO - In Your Opinion

J/K - Just Kidding

J/P - Just Playing

JAM - Just A Minute

JASE - Just Another System Error

JAT - Just A Thought

JAVA - Just Another Vague Acronym

JFTR - Just For The Record

JIC - Just In Case

JMHO - Just My Humble Opinion

JMO - Just My Opinion

JOKE - Just One Kidding Everyone

JOOI - Just Out Of Interest

JOT - Just One Thought

JTFM - Just The Facts, Mister/Ma'am

JTLYK - Just To Let You Know

JTYWWTK - Just Thought You Would Want To Know

< K > - Kiss

KB - Kiss Back

KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid

KIT - Keep In Touch

KMA - Kiss My Ass

KMF - Kiss Me, Fool

KOC - Kiss On Cheek

KWIM - Know What I Mean?

KYPO - Keep Your Pants On

L8R - Later

L&ML - Lies and More Lies

LAB&TYD - Life's A Bitch and Then You Die

LHM - Lord Help Me

LHO - Laughing Head Off

LHU - Lord Help Us

LI - Laughing Insanely or Laughing Inside

LIS - Laughing In Silence

LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off

LMBO - Laughing My Butt Off

LMK - Let Me Know

LMOL - Laughing Madly Out Loud

LMSO - Laughing My Socks Off

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

LSHISOTS - Laughing So Hard I Spat/Spit On The Screen

LSHTTARD - Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down

LTNS - Long Time No See

LTNT - Long Time No Type

LTR - Long Term Relationship

LTS - Laughing To Self

LY - Love You

LYK - Let You Know

LYWAMH - Love You With All My Heart

M/F? - Male or Female?

M8 - Mate

MEGO - My Eyes Glaze Over

MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You

MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You

MM - Mama Mia!

MMD - Make My Day

MO - My Opinion

MorF - Male or Female

MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTD - Message Of The Day

MOTOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTSS - Member Of The Same Sex

M$ - A well-known software company

MSG - Message

MTBF - Mean Time Between Failures

MTF - More To Follow

MYOB - Mind Your Own Business

MYW - Makes You Wonder

N2M - Not too Much

NADT - Not A Darn Thing

NALAYL - Not As Long As You Live

NARU - Not A Registered User

NBIF - No Basis In Fact

NC - No Comment

ND - Nearly Done

NE - Any

NFW - No F'ing Way

NG - NewsGroup

NGAS - No one Gives A S***

NIAMY - Not In A Million Years

NIFOC - nud_e In Front Of the Computer

NIICHI - Not If I Can Help It

NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard

NIYL - Not In Your Life

NM - Never Mind

NMH - Not Much Here

NMJC - Nothing Much, Just Chilling

NNTA - No Need To Answer

NOS - New Old Stock

NOYB - None Of Your Business

NOYL - Not On Your Life

NP - No Problem

NRN - No Reply Necessary

NRN - Not Right Now

NRP - None Real-time Processor

NTOOT - Nine Times Out Of Ten

NTW - Not To Worry

NWIH - No Way In ######

OAO - Over And Out

OBTW - Oh, By The Way

OEM - Original Equipment Manufacturer

OIAM - One In A Million

OIC - Oh, I see

OL - Old Lady

OM - Old Man

OMG - Oh My God

OOAK - One Of A Kind

OOI - Out Of Interest

OOTB - Out Of The Box or Out Of The Blue

OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment

OP - Operator or Original Poster

OPM - Other People's Money

OT - Off Topic

OTF - On The Floor

OTOH - On The Other Hand

OTP - On The Phone

OTT - Over The Top

OTT - Off The Topic

OTTH - On The Third Hand

OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head

OYA - On Your Ass

P2P - Peer-to-Peer

PC - Politically Correct

PD - Public Domain

PDA - Public Display of Affection

PDQ - Pretty ###### Quick

PDS - Please Don't Shoot

PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PIMP - Peeing In My Pants

PITA - Pain In The Ass

PLZ - Please

PM - Private Message

PMFBI - Pardon Me For Butting In

PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In

PML - P*ssed Myself Laughing

PMSL - P*ssing MySelf Laughing

POAHF - Put On A Happy Face

POS - Point Of Sale

POS - Pile/Piece Of S***

POSSLQ - Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTC - Peck On The Cheek

POETS - P*ss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday

POV - Point Of View

PPL - People

PS - Post Script

PU - That stinks

QT - Cutie

RE - Regarding

REHI - Hello Again

RFD - Request For Discussion

RHP - Read His/Her Post

RL - Real Life

RMA - Return Merchandise Authorisation

RMA - Registered Members' Area

ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROFLASTC - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

ROI - Return On Investment

ROTF - Rolling On The Floor

ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLMAOAY - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You

ROTFUTS - Rolling On The Floor Unable To Speak

RPG - Role-Playing Game

RPTS - RePost That S***/Stuff

RSN - Real Soon Now (i.e. never)

RTFAQ - Read The FAQ

RTFM - Read The F'ing Manual /Message

RTM - Read The Manual /Message

RU? - Are You?

RU4R - Are You For Real?

RUOK - Are You Okay?

SARO - SmartAss Reply Only

SAYL - Sorry About Your Luck

SB - Smiles Back

SBPH - Should Be Posted Here

SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist

SETE - Smiling Ear To Ear

SHID - Slaps Head In Disgust

SHTF - S*** Hits The Fan

SITD - Still In The Dark

SMO - Serious Mode On or Safe Mode Only

SMOff - Serious Mode Off

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F'd Up

SNERT -- Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager

SNR - Signal-to-Noise Ratio

SO - Significant Other

SOB - Son Of a Bitch

SOHF - Sense Of Humour Failure

SOHO - Small Office, Home Office

SOL - S*** Out of Luck

SOMY - Sick Of Me Yet?

SOS - Same Old S***/Stuff

SOT - Short Of Time

SOTMG - Short Of Time, Must Go

SPAM - SPiced hAM (unwanted advertising)

SRHI - So Rumour Has It

SSDD - Same S***, Different Day

STB - Simply The Best

&lt;deleted&gt; - Shut The F* Up

STFW - Search The F'ing Web

SW - ShareWare

SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss

SWL - Screaming With Laughter

SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed

SYL - See You Later

SYS - See You Soon

SYSADMIN - SYStem ADMINistator

SYSOP - SYStem OPerator

TA - Thanks Again

TAFN - That's All For Now

TAL - Thanks A Lot

TANJ - There Ain't No Justice

TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TARFU - Things Are Really F'd Up

TAT - TurnAround Time

TBA - To Be Announced

TBF - To Be Fair

TBH - To Be Honest

TBIB - The Bitch/Bastard Is Back

TC - Telephone Call

TCO - Taken Care Of

TCOY - Take Care Of Yourself

TDM - Too Darn Many

TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It

TFIF - Thank F*** It's Friday

TFS - Thanks For Sharing

TGIF - Thank God It's Friday

TIA - Thanks In Advance

TIAFI - Tried It And F'd It

TIC - Tongue In Cheek

TID - Thread Is Deteriorating

TILII - Tell It Like It Is

TLA - Three Letter Acronym

TLC - Tender Loving Care

TLG - The Living God

TMA - Take My Advice

TMBCU - Till My Bowels Cramp Up

TMF - Too Much Fun

TMTT - Too Much To Type

TNT - Till Next Time

TNTL - Trying Not To Laugh

TNX - Thanks

TNX 1.0E6 - Thanks a million (1.0E6 is exponential notation for one million)

TNXE6 - Thanks a million

TOS - Terms Of Sale

TOY - Thinking Of You

TPTB - The Powers That Be

TRD - Tears Rolling/Running Down

TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now

TTFS - Try This For Size

TTT - To The Top or Time To Twist

TTYL - Talk To You Later

TW - Two Weeks

TWBAR - That Would Be A Riot

TWIS - That's What I Said/Stated

TX - Thanks

TYVM - Thank You Very Much

U2 - You too

UL - Until Later

UL or U/L - Upload

unPC - unPolitically Correct

UR - You are

VAR - Value-Added Reseller

VAT - Value-Added Tax

VBG - Very Big Grin

VC - Virtual Community

VEG - Very Evil Grin

VFM - Value For Money

VGI - Very Good Idea

VR - Virtual Reality

VWG - Very Wicked Grin

W8 - Wait

W8AM - Wait A Minute

WABOL - What A Bunch Of Losers

WAG - Wild Ass Guess

WB - Welcome Back

WBS - Write Back Soon

WDTM - What Does That Mean?

WE - WhatEver or WeekEnd

WEG - Wicked Evil Grin

WFM - Works For Me

WG - Wicked Grin

WHYD - What Have You Done?

W/O - Without

WOB - Waste Of Bandwidth/Brainpower

WOBTAM - Waste Of Both Time And Money

WRT - With Regard To

WRUF? - Where are you From?

&lt;deleted&gt; - What The F'?

WTG - Way To Go!

WTH - What The ######?

WTHDTM - What The ###### Does That Mean?

WUF? - Where are you From?

WWYD? - What Would You Do?

WYGIWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For

WYMM - Will You Marry Me?

WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get

XHNS - eXtra Hot N' Spicy

Y - Why?

YA - Yet Another

YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym

YBS - You'll Be Sorry

YGM - You've Got Mail

YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For

YHBW - You Had/Have Been Warned

YKYBHTLW - You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When

YL - Young Lady

YM - Young Man

YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary

YMMVG - Your Mileage May Vary Greatly

YOY - Why Oh Why

YTB - You're The Best

YW - You're Welcome

YWSYLS - You Win Some, You Lose Some

YYMV - Your Yak May/Moves Vomit

[The_Moog]

You could call it Bkkmadness' Extremely Helpful Netspeak or simply Netspeak since I just pinched it off a website

I think we should name it after you, even though you didn't write it.

[Totster]

Bkk netspeak Madness

totster

[mcfester]

HSU BSHY DKU ISNA WHS HDE LOD WYSDKJ DHYS IDHE JSYEN SHDYSED DUWI SDI FDHB WSG HYS FGSJ MUF JU SF GDT HYD MK SWE TJU AJY EJM

If we all write like this it'll take us all day to understand it.

WHYD? YBS! SCNR

[Thomas_Merton]

What's wrong with Morse code?

Only 26 letters to learn.

Only use two fingers of one hand on the keyboard.

Might even find something useful for the other hand.

[Totster]

Might even find something useful for the other hand.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Already have....

I can type just fine with one hand...

totster

[Thomas_Merton]

Might even find something useful for the other hand.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Already have....

I can type just fine with one hand...

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

And you still retain A1 eyesight?

I knew those nuns were lying.

[bkkmadness]

Might even find something useful for the other hand.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Already have....

I can type just fine with one hand...

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You must be the guy my girlfriend chats to on the webcam.

[Totster]

Might even find something useful for the other hand.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Already have....

I can type just fine with one hand...

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You must be the guy my girlfriend chats to on the webcam.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Not only chatting old bean....

totster

[kayo]

Might even find something useful for the other hand.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Already have....

I can type just fine with one hand...

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You must be the guy my girlfriend chats to on the webcam.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Not only chatting old bean....

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Does the matted fur not get in the way?

[joe beets]

NFG - No F'ing Good

IOKIYAR - It's OK if you're a Republican

TiT - I think we all know this one!

TTFN -

jb

[dr_Pat_Pong]

An Ozzie offering. NWF = No Wucking Furries

[LadyinRed]

TV - Thai Visa

KPG - Khao Pat Gai

ILT - Ice lemon tea