Two guys, a Brit and an American are sitting at a hotel bar.

As often happens to bored businessmen they got talking, about sport.

The Yank says, 'we have some of the best sports in the world, just look at Baseball".

The Brit replies, 'Yeah, we have a game like that in the Uk, it's called rounders, it's played by girls'.

Ah, but the Yank continues, 'what about hockey, now theres a game for you'.

'Hmmm', says the Brit, 'we have a game in the UK called hockey, it's played by girls'.

'But look at O'Neal, how's he for a basketball player'

'Yawn, yes we have a game like that in the Uk, it's called netball, it's played by girls'.

By now, the Yank is getting just a little miffed. "OK, what about American Football, tough game that".

"But in the Uk we have a similar game, it's called rugby, and it's played by MEN!!!'

OK, Yank bash over, we love you really (Except George W of course)

Funny stuff ...thanks for the love.

Two guys, a Brit and an American are sitting at a hotel bar.

As often happens to bored businessmen they got talking, about sport.

The Yank says, 'we have some of the best sports in the world, just look at Baseball".

The Brit replies, 'Yeah, we have a game like that in the Uk, it's called rounders, it's played by girls'.

Ah, but the Yank continues, 'what about hockey, now theres a game for you'.

'Hmmm', says the Brit, 'we have a game in the UK called hockey, it's played by girls'.

'But look at O'Neal, how's he for a basketball player'

'Yawn, yes we have a game like that in the Uk, it's called netball, it's played by girls'.

By now, the Yank is getting just a little miffed. "OK, what about American Football, tough game that".

"But in the Uk we have a similar game, it's called rugby, and it's played by MEN!!!'

So the Yank says," O.K. then what do you Brits play?"

The Brit answers, "Well, we play Cricket."

Yank says, "Oh really, I thought that was played by the Aussies?"

Ashes, Ashes.....we all fall down?

Only in fun, mate.

lol..