Drinking Beer From Your Shoes

[Boatabike]

Well done scampy, keep up that great image of the forang abroad. Behave like a mindles 5 year old and insult who evers culture you like, all in the name you of having a good time.

[Tornado]

Generally throughout Asia, it appears that the foot is viewed as the lowest part of the body, 'lowest' in every sense of the word, and is generally viewed as something which should be kept as far away from the head as possible, and it is known by most expats in Thailand that showing the sole of the foot is particularly frowned upon.

The head is also sacred, the higest point of the body, to be respected, and should not be touched by anyone but the owner or a masseuse, yet in our culture it is entirely different and viewed with less seriousness.

A man who I work with almost got beaten to death in Korea for dancing on a table with his underwear on his head, and in the early hours of yesterday morning in a Beijing bar called Suzi Wongs, I experienced some strange yet less agressive looks from the Chinese after drinking beer from my mate Liam's left shoe.

I was a little worried that our drunken highjinks had caused offence but I was too drunk at the time to register any local disdain and would not wish to offend anyone should I ever wish to do the same in Thailand next time I visit.

I doubt it makes any difference but for what it's worth, I was supposed to pour the bottle of Sol into one of my trainers but they are brand new so he offered me one of his Reeboks as he'd had them nearly a year.

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seems a great way to get a free drink Scamp

Ill give you a straw and fill the toilet on your next visit

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I just had a cup of jasmine tea with my oatbran rolls and kiwi salad and had to ask room service to change the knife as I dropped it on the bathroom floor.

Funny how alcohol makes one less fussy.

By the way, I have suffered no ill affects or lack of faecal solidity since Wednesday nights stunt, probably because germs don't like alcohol as much as I do and the only negative result is that I have passed my initiation into the hard drinkers association within my company.

If this is what you want to hear, then I do wretch a little when I think about shoeboating and it's not something I will be doing in Thailand, no mater how adventurous or debauched my homecoming hootenanny gets this coming October.

[Tornado]

I just had a cup of jasmine tea with my oatbran rolls and kiwi salad and had to ask room service to change the knife as I dropped it on the bathroom floor.

Funny how alcohol makes one less fussy.

By the way, I have suffered no ill affects or lack of faecal solidity since Wednesday nights stunt, probably because germs don't like alcohol as much as I do and the only negative result is that I have passed my initiation into the hard drinkers association within my company.

If this is what you want to hear, then I do wretch a little when I think about shoeboating and it's not something I will be doing in Thailand, no mater how adventurous or debauched my homecoming hootenanny gets this coming October.

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see you in October mate

[Jai Dee]

Anything to do with the feet is considered low and dirty by the Thais...

Have you ever watched the reaction of Thais to a toe-sucking scene in a movie in a theatre?

Absolute disgust...

[dr_Pat_Pong]

and in the tropics I can understand that

[dr_Pat_Pong]

The next step up from Dodgin' the soap

[sadman]

I've heard of having my drinks laced, but this is ridiculous.

[Totster]

I've heard of having my drinks laced, but this is ridiculous.

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That's bloody funny....

totster

Edited August 5, 2005 by Totster

[britmaveric]

Dunno maybe Scampy has a foot fetish now?

Edited August 5, 2005 by britmaveric

[Totster]

Dunno maybe Scampy has a foot fetish now?

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Hmmm... I could probably let it slide if it was a fetish he'd developed... but it was with a BLOKES shoe...

totster

[The_Other_Mac]

I just had a cup of jasmine tea with my oatbran rolls and kiwi salad and had to ask room service to change the knife as I dropped it on the bathroom floor.

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And this is an example of what a fussy eater you are regarding germs? You usually have your breakfast while taking your morning dump?

[britmaveric]

Dunno maybe Scampy has a foot fetish now?

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Hmmm... I could probably let it slide if it was a fetish he'd developed... but it was with a BLOKES shoe...

totster

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If Katoeys count then Scampy errr uh nevermind.....

[Kringle]

I just had a cup of jasmine tea with my oatbran rolls and kiwi salad and had to ask room service to change the knife as I dropped it on the bathroom floor.

Funny how alcohol makes one less fussy.

By the way, I have suffered no ill affects or lack of faecal solidity since Wednesday nights stunt, probably because germs don't like alcohol as much as I do and the only negative result is that I have passed my initiation into the hard drinkers association within my company.

If this is what you want to hear, then I do wretch a little when I think about shoeboating and it's not something I will be doing in Thailand, no mater how adventurous or debauched my homecoming hootenanny gets this coming October.

Are you EVER going to grow up? I'm sure by this statement:

"the only negative result is that I have passed my initiation into the hard drinkers association within my company."

The only positive portion of this statement is that you state it's a NEGATIVE RESULT. NO "pulled the rest"

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Men = around 50% of the population. Women the other 50%. Scamp wants 100% that's all

[kayo]

where does that leave the kateoys... C´mon Doc... you are not prejudiced are you?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I hear from reliable sources that there are three genders. Men ... women ... and Hairdresser's

[kayo]

[Boatabike]

Actually i believe scampy may have caught that ole favorite off the farm, Foot and mouth disease. It normally only affects cloven hoofed creatures, so is there something you haven't told us Scamp you little devil you? Would recomend you see a vet asap.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

He's caught Athlete's Gob

[cdnvic]

It's not unheard of for people to get lockjaw, but unfortunately in Scampy's case it locked open.

cv

[Totster]

It's not unheard of for people to get lockjaw, but unfortunately in Scampy's case it locked open. 

cv

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He'd better watch that, or he may get a "surprise" while he's sleeping...

totster

[meelousee]

Drinking Beer From Your Shoes, Is it offensive?

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There are 654 different types of bacteria that live in your shoes. 300 are non lethal 250 will make you sic, 104 are the same ones that come with common fertilizers.

All of them come with a healthy dose of scorn, laced with ‘did you see that idiot?’

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life."

The foot on most people is the lowest part of the body, but it seems that the tongue is the dirtiest and on some the lowest. But what the heck drink from someone’s shoes, you have 654 ways to do yourself in if not only for a 3 day BKK belly.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Well ... I for one will take your advice and refrain from slipper sippin'

[Jockstar]

I think i'm gonna be sick!

Each to their own mate. But it wont be me. I hate feet.

[Ricardo]

Three cheers for an extremely original thread

Well done the Scamp

Our resident Jester

[Greer]

By the way, I have suffered no ill affects or lack of faecal solidity

....huh? You mean you are supposed to have solid poo?? In Thailand?? Is that possible...? Oh, hang on the Scamp is in China!

Honestly! You actually rejected the idea of drinking out of your own shoe in favour of drinking out of another guys shoe because it was a year old.......

Bleaaaarghhhhhh!

Can't stand the thought of drinking out of ANYTHING that has had feet in it - even female feet.

Think about how your feet smell when you pull them out of your runners after a nice run on a warm day.....

[britmaveric]

Hmmm guess undies will be next!!!!

[Totster]

Hmmm guess undies will be next!!!!

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Beer strained through a pair of y-fronts...

totster