Pattaya - The Fountain Of Youth?

[OlRedEyes]

Haven't been to Pattaya for many moons, maybe 8- 10 years.

Those days, didn't see much. Was too busy trying to survive the heat by filling up with cold lager and cool chicks.

Now I hear stories of old men dancing on the tables and running naked through the streets up there, so I reckon the Fabulous Elusive Fountain of Youth must be located there, somewhere. Can some residents fill me in, or is it a tightly held secret?

Just a sad old Southerner wanting to regain his youth....

[Kerryd]

Haven't been to Pattaya for many moons, maybe 8- 10 years.

Those days, didn't see much. Was too busy trying to survive the heat by filling up with cold lager and cool chicks.

Now I hear stories of old men dancing on the tables and running naked through the streets up there, so I reckon the Fabulous Elusive Fountain of Youth must be located there, somewhere. Can some residents fill me in, or is it a tightly held secret?

Just a sad old Southerner wanting to regain his youth....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sounds like you had already found the answer, but maybe substituting the "cool" chicks for some "HOT" ones will put more spring in your step !

[Totster]

Haven't been to Pattaya for many moons, maybe 8- 10 years.

Those days, didn't see much. Was too busy trying to survive the heat by filling up with cold lager and cool chicks.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe he was talking about refridgerated chicken..?

totster

[Pattaya_Fox]

Haven't been to Pattaya for many moons, maybe 8- 10 years.

Those days, didn't see much. Was too busy trying to survive the heat by filling up with cold lager and cool chicks.

Now I hear stories of old men dancing on the tables and running naked through the streets up there, so I reckon the Fabulous Elusive Fountain of Youth must be located there, somewhere. Can some residents fill me in, or is it a tightly held secret?

Just a sad old Southerner wanting to regain his youth....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No secret...it`s called Viagra

[Braccobaldo]

In my opinion Pattaya surely can be a fountain for youth but same every elisir need to be handled carefully.

[OlRedEyes]

No secret...it`s called Viagra

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is this why everybody up there seemed to be wearing them baggy pants... thought it was because of the rolls of cash they had to carry around in the big pockets.

So it wasn't rolls of notes that made the bulges...

[Totster]

No secret...it`s called Viagra

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is this why everybody up there seemed to be wearing them baggy pants... thought it was because of the rolls of cash they had to carry around in the big pockets.

So it wasn't rolls of notes that made the bulges...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nah... it's the bags full of little blue pills that cause the bulge...

totster

[spike]

There is a very fine line between being the fountain of youth and making you old before your time.